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Marriage & Golf
« on: May 16th, 2002, 1:21pm » |
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Subject: Marriage and golf
To celebrate 50 years of marriage, a couple booked a weekend at Pebble
Beach.
On the third tee, the husband said, "Darling, I have to confess something.
Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope that you can
forgive me."
His wife was hurt but said, "Dearest, those days are long gone. What we have
now is far more valuable. I forgive you." They embraced
and kissed.
On the seventeenth tee the wife said to her husband, "Darling, since we're
being honest with each other, I have something to tell you. Fifty-two years
ago I had a sex change operation, I was a man before we met."
The husband threw a fit! He cursed, threw his driver away, broke the rest
of his clubs one by one, tore at his clothes, screamed and ranted, "You
liar, you despicable cheat !
How could you? I trusted you, and you've been playing from the ladies' tee
all these years!" 
Really Cool Old Charlie 
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Re: Marriage & Golf
« Reply #1 on: May 16th, 2002, 2:39pm » |
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Golf is a strange game. No matter what you do, you're probably breaking some stupid rule.
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