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TerryS
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A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up
behind him and whacked him on the head with an umbrella. Rubbing
his head, he complained, "What was that for?" "That was for the
piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary Lou written
on it," she replied. "Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary
Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he retorted.
"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a
good explanation."
Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked
up behind him and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron
skillet, which knocked him out cold. When he came through, he looked
up at her and asked, "What was that for?" She replied "Your horse called." 
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> It is only a tiny rosebud,
> A flower of God's design;
> But I cannot unfold the petals
> With these clumsy hands of mine.
> The secret of unfolding flowers
> Is not known to such as I.
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