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Blonde Joke
« on: May 12th, 2002, 12:07pm » |
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She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
....she took a ruler to bed to see how long she
slept.
....she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
....she thought a quarterback was a refund.
....she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
....she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden
tools.
....she thought General Motors was in the army.
....she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
....under "education" on her job application, she
put "Hooked On Phonics."
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
....she tripped over a cordless phone
....she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice
can because it said "concentrate."
....she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK"
and "DON'T WALK."
....at the bottom of the application where it says
"sign here," she put "Sagittarius."
....she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
....she studied for a blood test.
....she sold the car for gas money!
....when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus
twice instead.
....when she went to the airport and saw a sign that
said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
....when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur
around the home, she moved.
....she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone
company.
....if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
....she thought that she could not use her AM radio
in the evening.
(Nothing personal for our blonde sisters, just a joke!)
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