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Tell me why....
« on: May 9th, 2002, 3:49am »
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** Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?  
** Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?  
 
** Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?  
 
** Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?  
 
** Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?  
 
** Why is a boxing ring square?  
 
** Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?  
 
** Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?  
 
** Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?  
 
** Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?  
 
** Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?  
 
** Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?  
 
** Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?  
 
** Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?  
 
** Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?  
 
** Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?  
 
** Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?  
 
** Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?  
 
** Can fat people go skinny-dipping?  
 
** Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?  
 
 
And if you want to discuss this further, you'll have to catch me first cause...  
   
 
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