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Elaine
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Four married guys went motorcycle riding. After a few hours, at their first stop, the following conversation took place:
First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out riding this weekend. I had to promise my wife I will paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second guy: "That's nothing! I had to promise my wife I'll build her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I'll remodel the kitchen for her."
They continued to ride, until they realized the fourth guy had not said a word. So they pulled over and asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come riding this weekend. What's the deal?"
"I just set my alarm for 5:30 am", The fourth guy said. "When it went off, I shut off the clock, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Riding, or Sex?" and she said, "Wear a jacket."
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