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Three Little Pigs
« on: May 6th, 2002, 2:20pm » |
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> > THE THREE LITTLE PIGS
> >
> > Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes
> > and takes their drink order.
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> > "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggie.
> > "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggie.
> > "I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little
> > piggie.
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> > The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for
> > dinner.
> >
> > "I want a nice big steak," said the first piggie.
> > "I would like the salad plate," said the second piggie.
> > "I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little
> > piggie.
> >
> > The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached
> > the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
> >
> > "I want a banana split," said the first piggie.
> > "I want a root beer float," said the second piggie.
> > "I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed the third little
> > piggie.
> >
> > "Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggie,
> > "but why have you only ordered water all evening?"
> >
> > The third piggie says -
> >
> > "Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home.  ;D
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> It is only a tiny rosebud,
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> With these clumsy hands of mine.
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