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TerryS
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Sex in the Nursing Home
« on: May 4th, 2002, 7:58pm » |
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Sex in the Nursing Home
A little old lady in the nursing home held up her
clenched fist and announced, "Anyone who can
guess what I have in my closed hand can have
SEX with me tonight!"
An elderly gentleman in the rear called out, "An
elephant!".
She replied, "close enough."
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> It is only a tiny rosebud,
> A flower of God's design;
> But I cannot unfold the petals
> With these clumsy hands of mine.
> The secret of unfolding flowers
> Is not known to such as I.
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