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kim
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The Love Dress
« on: Apr 30th, 2002, 1:36pm » |
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> > THE LOVE DRESS > > > > The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the > > recently married couple's house. She rang the > > doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her > > daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. > > "What are you doing?" she asked. > > "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," > > > > the daughter-in-law answered. > > "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. > > "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law > > explained. > > "Love dress? But you're naked!" > > "My husband loves me to wear this dress! > > It makes him happy and it makes me happy. > > I would appreciate it if you would leave, > > because he will be home from work any minute." > > The mother-in-law was tired of all this > > romantic talk and left. On the way home she > > thought about the love dress. When she got home > > she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume > > and waited by the front door. Finally her husband > > came home. He walked in and saw her standing > > naked by the door. > > "What are you doing?" he asked. > > "This is my love dress" she replied. > > "Needs ironing." he said. > >
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Re: The Love Dress
« Reply #1 on: Apr 30th, 2002, 9:59pm » |
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BRUTAL! ;D Actually, believe it or not, this is my first look at the funnies section. Thanks for the laughs.
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