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kim
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Slap in the Dark
« on: Apr 22nd, 2002, 2:55pm » |
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The Train Ride In a train carriage there was Bill Clinton, George Bush, Janet Reno and Bo Derek. After several minutes
of the trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel
and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, Clinton has a big red slap mark on his cheek.
(1) Bo Derek thought - "That sleazeball Clinton wanted
to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand
on Janet Reno, who in turn must have slapped his
face."
(2) Janet Reno thought - "That dirty Bill Clinton laid
his hands on Bo Derek and she smacked him."
(3) Bill Clinton thought - "George put his hand on Bo
Derek and by mistake she slapped me."
(4) George Bush thought - "I hope there's another
tunnel soon so I can smack Clinton again."
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Rich
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Kim,thats a good one.Rich
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