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Fridays in Hell
« on: Apr 21st, 2002, 3:38pm » |
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One day a guy died and found himself in Hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon. The demon asked why so glum? The guy responded what do you think? im in hell! Hells not so bad the demon said. We actually have a lot of fun down here, You a drinking man?
Sure the man said, I love to drink. Well your going to love mondays then. on mondays all we do is drink. Qhiskey, tequila, guinness, whine collers, diet tab and fresca. We drink till we throw up and drink some more. The guy was astoinded. The demon asked you a smoker? You better belive it. Your gonna love tuesdays. We get cigars from all over the world and smoke our lings out. If you get canser, no biggie. Your already dead , rember? WOW the guy said, thats awesome! The demon continued you like to gamble? Why as a matter of facyyes i do. Wednesdays you can gamble all you wont. craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well your dead anyhow. You into drugs?
The guy said are you kidding? I love drugs! You dont mean...." Thats right! thursday is drug day. help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack, Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, Your dead, Who cares! WOW, the guy said, Starting to feel better about his situation, I never realized HELL was such a cool place, The demon said you gay? NO>!! Ooooh your not going hate FRIDAYS!
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