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JACK OR JILL?
« on: Apr 19th, 2002, 10:44pm »
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JACK OR JILL  
 
There is a small business owner.  He has two employees, Jack & Jill.  
Business is bad and he has to lay one of them off but is having a hard time deciding which one to let go.  
 
He decides which ever of them leaves for lunch first gets it.  Both of them stay and eat at their desks.  
 
Ok...who ever leaves work at the end of the day first is the one.  They both get up and leave at the same time.  
 
Geez, he has to let one go.  Which one?  Jill, it has to be Jill.  The owner walks out to Jills car as she is about to get in and says, "Jill, I am trying to decide whether to lay you or Jack off.  What do you think?"  
 
Jill says, "You'd better just jack off.  I am already late for an appointment."  
 
 
 
 
 
 
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