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Headlines; LONE RANGER CAPTURED BY INDIANS
Chief say Lone Ranger good man but I kill you in3 days.
Can I talk to my horse?
Whispers in Silvers ear, silver takes off.
At night silver comes back with drop dead blonde on back.
Chief say fine but I still kill you in 2 days.
Can I talk to my horse?
Whispers in silvers ear, silver takes off
At night silver comes back with drop dead red head on back.
Chief say i impressed but tommorow i kill you
Can I talk to my horse?
Lone Ranger whispers to silver;
"Look this is the last time I can tell you. Ride into town and come back with POSSE
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Re: Lone Ranger Good Man BUT
« Reply #1 on: Apr 19th, 2002, 9:20pm » |
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Ya heard this one?
Two (Mormon?...no, Catholic) missionaries are captured by aboriginals in the depths of (Kentucky?...no, New Guinea...no, BOSTON) and are tied to a tree while the tribal elders decide their fate.
Finally, the elders come forth and present the missionaries with a choice: "You missionaries are interfering with our culture and are now sentenced to death. You may choose: Death by tribal torture or BUNGEE !!
One missionary looks to the other and says: "Well, I have seen death by tribal torture and it lasts for days. I don't know about BUNGEE, but it couldn't be worse."
He tells the chief: "I'll take BUNGEE"
The aboriginals immediately tie the first missionary to a tree stump and each warrior proceeds to buttfuck the missionary to death.
The second missionary, being completely horrified by his comrades fate says: "Chief, I will take Tribal Torture..."
The chief says: "A wise choice, my son........but first, a little BUNGEE......"
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Mantra: This will NOT kill me...This will not KILL me... This will not kill ME...
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