Author |
Topic: This guy must be Army!!! (Read 262 times) |
|
TonyG
New Board Junior
Aloha Clusterville
Gender: 
Posts: 79
|
 |
This guy must be Army!!!
« on: Apr 19th, 2002, 6:58pm » |
 Quote  Modify
|
SEND THE BOTTLE BACK
A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while
sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous
woman sitting at a nearby table all alone.
He calls the waiter over and asks for their most
expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her
knowing that, if she accepts it, she is his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over
to the woman, saying this is from the gentleman over
there. She looks at the wine and sends a note over
to the man.
The note reads:
"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a
Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank,
and seven inches in your pants."
The man, after reading her note, chuckles, and sends
a note of his own back to her, and it read:
"Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa,
a BMW 850iL and a Mercedes 600SL in my garage,
and I have over twenty-five million dollars in the bank.
But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would
I cut three inches off.
JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK." 
|
|
 IP Logged |
Bless our Military!!!
"Know it" All People, will one day LEARN!
It's know everything individuals that screw everything up!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
Home
Help
Search
Members
Member Map
Login
Register
Reply
Notify of replies
Send Topic
Print
test rss