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What I want in a man
« on: Apr 17th, 2002, 3:10pm »
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> What I Want in a Man, Original List  
>  
> 1. Handsome  
> 2. Charming  
> 3. Financially successful  
> 4. A caring listener  
> 5. Witty  
> 6. In good shape  
> 7. Dresses with style  
> 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful  
> surprises  
> 10. An imaginative, romantic lover  
>  
> What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)  
> >  
> 1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)  
> 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs  
> 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner  
> 4. Listens more than talks  
> 5. Laughs at my jokes  
> 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease  
> 7. Owns at least one tie  
> 8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal  
> 9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries  
> 10. Seeks romance at least once a week  
>  
> What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)  
>  
>  
> 1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)  
> 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car  
> 3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out  
> occasionally  
> 4. Nods head when I'm talking  
> 5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes  
> 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the  
> furniture  
> 7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach  
> 8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids  
> 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down  
> 10. Shaves most weekends  
>  
> What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)  
>  
> 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed  
> 2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public  
> 3. Doesn't borrow money too often  
> 4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting  
> 5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times  
> 6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on  
> weekends  
> 7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear  
> 8. Appreciates a good TV dinner  
> 9. Remembers your name on occasion  
> 10. Shaves some weekends  
>  
> What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)  
>  
>  
> 1. Doesn't scare small children  
> 2. Remembers where bathroom is  
> 3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep  
> 4. Only snores lightly when asleep  
> 5. Remembers why he's laughing  
> 6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself  
> 7. Usually wears some clothes  
> 8. Likes soft foods  
> 9. Remembers where he left his teeth  
> 10. Remembers that it's the weekend  
>  
> What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)  
>  
>  
> 1. Breathing  
> 2. Doesn't miss the toilet.  
>  
 
 
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