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NEW SPIELBERG MOVIE
« on: Apr 16th, 2002, 9:29pm » |
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I hope this doesn't mean AlienSpaceGuy's pun condition is contagious  ;D 
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NEW SPIELBERG MOVIE
Steven Spielberg was discussing his new project - an action docudrama
about famous composers starring top movie stars.
Sylvester Stallone, Steven Segall, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger
were all present.
Spielberg strongly desired the box office 'oomph' of these superstars, so
he was prepared to allow them to select whatever composers they would
portray, as long as they were very famous.
"Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to
play him."
"Chopin has always been my favorite, and my image would improve if people
saw me playing the piano," said Willis. "I'll play him."
"I've always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes," said Segall. "I'd
like to play him."
Spielberg was very pleased with these choices. "Sounds splendid."
Then, looking at Schwarzenegger, he asked, "Who do you want to be,
Arnold?"
So Arnold says, "I'll be Bach."
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