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AlienSpaceBabe
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A young couple were on their way to Vegas to get married. Before getting there, the girl said to the guy that she had a confessions to make -- the reason that they had not been too intimate was that she was very flat-chested. If the guy wished to cancel the wedding, it would be okay with her.
The guy thought about it for a while, and said he didn't mind she was flat, and sex was not the most important thing in a marriage.
Several miles down the road, the guy turned to the girl and said that he also wanted to make a confession - he said that below his waist, "It's just like a baby." If the girl wanted to cancel the marriage, it would be okay with him.
The girl thought about it for a while and said that she didn't mind, and she also believed there were other things far more important than sex in a marriage.
Happy that they were honest with each other, they went on to Vegas and got married.
On their wedding night, the girl took off her clothes; she was as flat as a washboard. Finally, the guy took off his clothes. After one glance at the guy's naked body, the girl fainted and fell to the floor.
When she regained consciousness, the guy said, "I told you before we got married. Why did you still faint?"
The girl said, "You told me it was just like a baby."
The guy replied, "It is! Eight pounds and twenty one inches long!"
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