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Women only!
« on: Apr 11th, 2002, 11:14am »
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A husband is advised by a psychiatrist to assert
himself...
"You don't have to let your wife henpeck you! Go
home and show her you are
the boss!"
Of course, the husband takes the doctor's advice.
He rushes home, slams the door,
shakes his fist in his wife's face, and
growls, "From now on, you're
taking orders from me! I want my supper right now,
and when you get it on
the table, go upstairs, and lay out my best
clothes. Tonight, I'm going
out
with the boys, and you are going to stay at home
where you belong! And
another thing; guess who's going to comb my hair,
give me a shave, and tie
my necktie???"
 
His wife says calmly, " The undertaker..."
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