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AlienSpaceGuy
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Worst Joke of the Year
« on: Apr 7th, 2002, 9:15pm » |
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A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding a horse dressed in a hunting outfit with a rifle over one arm and a hound running along beside him.
He dismounts and comes walking into the bar where upon he takes the rifle off his shoulder and starts wandering around with his dog sniffing ever table, chair and small corner of the bar. After a while he approaches the barman who asks him what he's doing.
And the guy replies - "I'm hunting you idiot... can't you see that!"
"OK, OK..." says the barman, "Would you like a drink while you hunt ?"
Immediately the hunter says, " Do you have any cheap Gin !!?"
Rather taken a back by the abruptness of his request the barman replies, "No I'm sorry I'm all out of the cheap stuff is there anything else you'd like ?"
"No" says the hunter and he starts to leave.
As he reaches the door the barman calls after him, "Btw pal... exactly what do you hunt?"
"I hunt for cheap gin you bumbling idiot! Couldn't you tell that - I'm a Bargin Hunter!"
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Re: Worst Joke of the Year
« Reply #1 on: Apr 11th, 2002, 9:05am » |
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*groan*   
*slapping forhead*
*slapping forhead*
*slapping forhead*
*slapping forhead*
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Re: Worst Joke of the Year
« Reply #2 on: Apr 15th, 2002, 4:01am » |
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yeah, what gladiola said.
That was the only worst joke of the year, but the worst of this decade!
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Re: Worst Joke of the Year
« Reply #3 on: Apr 15th, 2002, 1:21pm » |
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 Thanks Bob some how I needed that, just not sure how?
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AlienSpaceGuy
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More Groaners
« Reply #4 on: Apr 15th, 2002, 2:40pm » |
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Since y'all all like so much to groan, here some puns:
Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.
Dijon vu: the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating: always use condiments.
I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.
If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Banning the bra was a big flop.
Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
When two egoists meet, it's an I for an I.
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