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OK, Mr. Pappy, that one was pretty good. 
Got another mule joke for ya:
Farmer and his wife were headin' out West in a covered wagon, to make a new home for themselves out there.
They were making good time until one day, the mule stopped by the side of the road and started munching on some grass. The farmer got out, went up to the mule and said, "That's one!"
Then he got back in the wagon and they started on their way again. Some hours later, the mule stopped and started eating some grass again. The farmer got out, went up to the mule and said, "That's two!"
Then he got back in and they started on their way again. Pretty soon the mule stopped and started eating grass again. The farmer reached behind him, grabbed his shotgun, got down, walked up to the mule, put the barrel of the shotgun up against the mule's temple, and pulled the trigger, blowing the mule's head to bits. Then the farmer calmly climbed back up into the wagon and sat down.
The wife glared at him with a mixture of shock, horror, disbelief, and anger. "What in the hell did you do THAT for?!" she demanded angrily. "Are you crazy or something? Now how in the hell are we supposed to get there? What the hell is the matter with you?!"
The farmer looked at her calmly; peacefully. "That's one," he said.
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