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Four Parachutes
« on: Apr 3rd, 2002, 3:47pm » |
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One night, an airplane was flying over the ocean. There were five people on board: the pilot, Michael Jordan, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a Clusterhead. The pilot burst into the compartment and exclaimed, "I have bad news and I have good news. The bad news is that the plane is about to crash. The good news is that there are four parachutes and I have one of them!" With that, he jumped out of the plane.
Michael Jordan sprung to his feet and said, "I am the world?s greatest athlete. The world needs great athletes. I?m taking a parachute!" With that, he grabbed a parachute and jumped.
Bill Gates stood up and said, "I am the world?s smartest man. The world needs smart men. I?m taking a parachute!" He grabbed a parachute and jumped.
The Pope and the Clusterhead looked at each other. The Pope said, "My son, I have lived a long and satisfying life. You have your entire life ahead of you. I feel ready to meet God. You take the last parachute and I will go down with the plane. With that, the Clusterhead slowly smiled and said, "Hey, don?t worry about it. We can both have a parachute. The world?s smartest man just jumped out wearing my backpack!"
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