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Knock knock
« on: Mar 13th, 2002, 5:11pm »
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy red red robin comes bob bob bobbin' along....
 
Knock knock
Who's there?
Tarzan.
Tarzan who?
Tarzan stripes forever.
 
Knock knock
Who's there?
Divan.
Divan who?
Divan the bathtub - I'm drowning.
 
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald mah gum.
 
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Honeydew and cantaloupe.
Honeydew and cantaloupe who?
Honeydew you love me? We cantaloupe now.
 
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you.
 
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Freeze.
Freeze who?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
 
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mayonnaise.
Mayonnaise who?
Mayonnaise have seen the glory of the coming of...
 
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Della.
Della who?
Della Katessen.
 
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad I didn't say banana again?
 
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Andy.
Andy who?
And he bit me again.
 
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla my dreams, I love you.
 
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Re: Knock knock
« Reply #1 on: Mar 13th, 2002, 5:20pm »
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Knock Knock.
"Who's there?"
 
Stamata.
 
"Stamata who?"
 
"Nothing, what's stamata with you?"


 
Knock-knock
Who's there
 
boo
 
boo who?
 
You don't have to cry about it!


 
knock knock
 
who's there  
 
cobra
 
cobra who
 
cobrash your teeth


 
Knock Knock
Who's there
 
Joe
 
Joe who?
 
Joe mama


 
Knock,Knock
Who's there
 
Adolf
 
Adolf who?
 
Adolf ball hit me in de head.
 
Dats why I talk dis way.


 
Knock Knock
Who's there?
 
Dwayne
 
Dwayne Who?
 
 
Dwayne the bathtub quick mommy I'm drownding


 
Knock Knock
Who's There?
 
Hatch
 
Hatch who
 
Bless you
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Re: Knock knock
« Reply #2 on: Mar 13th, 2002, 5:29pm »
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"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Ben."
"Ben who?"
"Bendover and touch your toes."
 
"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
"Luke."
"Luke who?"
"Luke through the keyhole and you'll find out. "
 
"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
"Pecan."
"Pecan who?"
"Pecan somebody your own size."
 
 
The most irritating knock knock ever? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana again?
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