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cowboys and indians
« on: Mar 5th, 2002, 8:42am » |
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Cowboys and Indians --
An Indian shepherd is moving his flock of sheep across the rolling plains of Montana. A cowboy rides up and says,
"Mornin', nice dog, mind if I talk to him?"
The indian replies, "Dog no talk".
The cowboy says, "Mornin' dog, how ya goin'?"
The dog replies, "Good thanks."
The indian has a look of utter astonishment on his face.
The cowboy says, "Indian treat you all right?"
The dog replies, "Yeah, real good, plenty of tucker, lots of walks and he takes me for a swim in the lake every now and again."
The cowboy says, "Mind if I say hello to ya horse?"
The indian replies, "Horse no talk."
The cowboy says, "Hey horse, how goes it?"
The horse replies, "Yeah, real good."
The indian nearly falls off his horse. He is completely amazed.
The cowboy says, "The indian treat you alright?"
The horse replies, "Great, me and the dog are mates, he takes us every where. Plenty of feed and he always gives me a good rub down at the end of the day."
The cowboy says, "Be OK if I talk to your s h e e p?"
The indian replied, "S h e e p lie."
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