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Relationships, told by a 40yr old woman
« on: Mar 2nd, 2002, 12:36pm »
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A story of a woman who just turned 40 years old: --  
 
When I was 16, I hoped that  
one day I would have boyfriend.  
 
When I was 18, I got a boyfriend, but  
there was no passion. So I decided I needed a  
passionate guy with a zest for life.  
In college I dated a passionate guy, but he was  
too emotional. Everything was an emergency, he was  
a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened  
suicide. So I decided I needed a guy with stability.  
 
When I was 25, I found a very stable guy, but he  
was boring. He was totally predictable and never got  
excited about anything. Life became so dull that  
I decided I needed a guy with some excitement.  
 
When I was 28, I found an exciting guy, but I  
couldn't keep up with him. He rushed from one  
thing to another, never settling on anything. He did  
mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone he  
met. He made ! me miserable as often as happy. He was  
great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.  
So I decided to find a guy with some ambition.  
 
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious guy  
with his feet planted firmly on the ground and  
married him. He was so ambitious that he  
divorced me, took everything I owned, and ran  
off with my best friend.  
 
I am now 40, and am looking for a guy with a big dick.
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Re: Relationships, told by a 40yr old woman
« Reply #1 on: Mar 3rd, 2002, 12:11pm »
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RIGHT ON GIRLFRIEND!!!!!
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« Reply #2 on: Mar 4th, 2002, 9:57am »
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« Reply #3 on: Mar 9th, 2002, 10:40pm »
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on Mar 3rd, 2002, 12:11pm, susan wrote:
RIGHT ON GIRLFRIEND!!!!!
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GREAT STORY! WISH I COULD HELP!
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