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Elizabeth
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Two old men were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over the other and said,"Cripes! life is boring, we never have any fun these days. For two bucks, I'd take my clothes off and streak through the flower show!"
"You're on!" said the other old fellow, holding up two dollars.
As fast as he could, the first old man fumbled his way out of his clothes and completely naked, streaked through the front door of the town hall. Waiting outside, his friend heard a huge commotion inside the hall followed by loud applause. The naked old man burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
"How did it go?" asked his friend.
"Great!" he said, "I WON FIRST PRIZE FOR THE BEST DRIED ARRANGEMENT!!!"
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| « Last Edit: Feb 17th, 2002, 7:53pm by Elizabeth » |
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murphysmom
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HAHAHA!!!!!! 
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Melissa
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That is one of my most FAVORITE jokes! TY for posting it Liz! ;D ;D ;D
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