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Twelve days of Christmas M$
« on: Dec 22nd, 2003, 9:04pm » |
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On the Twelfth day of Christmas,
Bill Gates gave* to me,
Twelve frozen windows,
Eleven broken shortcuts,
Ten illegal operations,
Nine system crashes,
Eight drivers missing,
Seven required reboots,
Six security patches,
Five... Blue... Screens... Of... Death,
Four corrupted files,
Three lost dlls,
Two reinstalls,
And the best reason to get Linux yet.
* licensed, M$ only lets you use the software you paid for, you own nothing.
By Paul and Amanda
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Zed-Zed-nine plural-Zed alpha,
There is no place like home.
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Re: Twelve days of Christmas M$
« Reply #1 on: Dec 22nd, 2003, 11:46pm » |
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OK OK stop yer grinning. Look out the window. Cant's see anything? Ok (wait for it Paul) you should......
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