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Melissa
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Fruitcake recipe (it's a joke forpetesake!)
« on: Dec 22nd, 2003, 9:03pm » |
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Fruitcake Recipe
1 cup water
1 cup sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
nuts
1 gallon whiskey
Preparation Directions
Sample the whiskey to check for the quality.
Take a large bowl.
Check the whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest quality.
Pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer;
beat 1 cup butter in a large, fluffy bowl.
Add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat again.
Make sure the whiskey is still OK.
Cry another tup.... Turn off mixer.
Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose
with a drewscriber.
Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something.
Who cares? Check the whiskey.
Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.
Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 gedress. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Throw the bowl out the window.
Check the whiskey again.
Go to bed.
Who the hell likes fruitcake anyway?
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Re: Fruitcake recipe (an oldie but a goodie)
« Reply #1 on: Dec 22nd, 2003, 9:18pm » |
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I almost didn't look at this cuz I hate fruitcake - but I'm glad I did!!!  LMAO!!!!!!!!!! VERY CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Fruitcake recipe (it's a joke forpetesake!)
« Reply #2 on: Dec 22nd, 2003, 9:35pm » |
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CHmess, I changed the title of the thread, didn't want anyone to think I'd actually GIVE OUT a fruitcake recipe! Blah  LOL
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Re: Fruitcake recipe (it's a joke forpetesake!)
« Reply #3 on: Dec 22nd, 2003, 9:39pm » |
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Good Idea! Wouldn't want anyone to miss this one!!
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Re: Fruitcake recipe (it's a joke forpetesake!)
« Reply #4 on: Dec 22nd, 2003, 10:09pm » |
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I like scotch (Jonnie Walker). Cannn I maykkke this recccciiipeee and drrrrriiingkkk Jonnieee Walllkerrrrr?
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Re: Fruitcake recipe (it's a joke forpetesake!)
« Reply #5 on: Dec 23rd, 2003, 12:44am » |
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THat was cute. But you had me a little worried at first. Fruitcake is nasty.... 
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Re: Fruitcake recipe (it's a joke forpetesake!)
« Reply #6 on: Dec 23rd, 2003, 7:21am » |
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Hey, where did you get my fruitcake recipe?
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