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Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!!
« on: Dec 19th, 2003, 12:37pm » |
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She is having a down time right now.
We need to get her butt up 
prayer, vibes, and humor ! 
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Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!!
« Reply #1 on: Dec 19th, 2003, 12:42pm » |
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The Magic Hat
Three guys are standing on the roof of a building. One guy says, "This is my magic hat, when I wear it I can fly. Watch, I'll be able to fly to the next building and fly back."
So he puts on the hat and flies to the next building and flies back and his friends are stunned.
"That's amazing!" the second guy says. "Can I try?" So he gives him the hat, and the guy jumps off the building and falls 100 feet to his death.
The first guy starts laughing and then the third guy looks at him and says, "You know Superman you can be a real bitch sometimes."
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Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!!
« Reply #2 on: Dec 19th, 2003, 1:00pm » |
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blonde.......hehe
A plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde in Economy Class gets
up
and moves to the First Class section and sits down.
The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.
She
then tells the blonde that she paid for Economy and that she will have
to
sit in the back. The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm
going
to Houston and I'm staying right here!"
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the co-pilot that
there is a blonde bimbo sitting in First Class who belongs in Economy
and won't
move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries
to
explain that because she only paid for Economy she will have to leave
and
return to her seat.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston
and
I'm staying right here!"
The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police
waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to
reason.
The pilot says "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to
a
blonde. I speak blonde."
He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says "Oh, I'm
Sorry, " and she gets up and moves back to her seat in the Economy
section.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said
to
make her move without any fuss.
"I told her First Class isn't going to Houston."
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Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!!
« Reply #3 on: Dec 19th, 2003, 1:14pm » |
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Ree-Baby.
Chin up. Things could be worse...Slammy could be moving to Boston or you could be married to ME!
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Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!!
« Reply #4 on: Dec 19th, 2003, 2:15pm » |
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Ree, i hope you feel better soon girl!! We have got to have you in good order, because we depend on your support so much! Nobody is more caring than you Ree!
I'm sending all the vibes and prayers you can stand Ree!
How do you drown a blonde?....Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool!... 
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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to
meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you
were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was
a pharmacist."
Mikey likes to cheer ya up Ree!!
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Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!!
« Reply #5 on: Dec 19th, 2003, 2:30pm » |
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REE
vibes and thoughts on the way together with a merry christmas and a hopefully better 2004
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Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!!
« Reply #6 on: Dec 19th, 2003, 2:32pm » |
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OK don't have a joke. How about a cristmas carol.
You know the words Ree sing along
Chipmonks roasting on an open fire.............
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Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!!
« Reply #7 on: Dec 19th, 2003, 2:37pm » |
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Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!!
« Reply #8 on: Dec 19th, 2003, 2:40pm » |
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Ree- I don't have a joke that I can think of right now...
but I will say a prayer for you! I hate it that you're feeling down but we're all here for you.
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Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!!
« Reply #9 on: Dec 19th, 2003, 2:58pm » |
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Hey Ree, so sorry you are feeling down right now. But I know you have beautiful children and also care for some adorable little ones. And you KNOW they don't let you stay down cause they are too darn funny. My youngest (Antoinette) has spiked blue hair right now  (thanks to my brother!, thankfully it washes out) she comes running up to me and says "Mommy!, Mommy!, I Pretty hair like mommy!" My hair is not near blue but it does stand straight up quite often  ! Ah well atleast my daughter likes my bedhair.
Vibes to ya sweetie, just look at those little ones and you can't help but smile 
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Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!!
« Reply #10 on: Dec 19th, 2003, 3:07pm » |
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My best wishes and vibes from me to you, Ree.... Zee
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Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!!
« Reply #11 on: Dec 19th, 2003, 3:28pm » |
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I am praying for you Ree. Merry Christmas. I hope you are feeling better real soon. I love you!
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Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!!
« Reply #12 on: Dec 19th, 2003, 3:46pm » |
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Ree, feel betta. Happy healthies comin your way Best wishes to those boys of yours***
This is what my dad always tells me when I am down in the dumps:
Ya think it's bad NOW, just wait -- it gets worse  ........
that man sure knows how to lift my spirits
Ree, when we're dead we can't be pissed off, sick and tired or nuts -- we are just DEAD. So, cheer up, chin up, and whatnot - yer ALIVE girl, ALIVE 
Sometimes Nuts is all ya got
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Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!!
« Reply #13 on: Dec 19th, 2003, 3:50pm » |
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This is you tomorrow.
Chin up Ree.
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« Reply #14 on: Dec 19th, 2003, 3:51pm » |
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Ree,
I don't know any jokes, but I did make an ass out of myself in Target today.
Yep, I knocked over a whole display of candy. All over the floor it went and I fell right in the middle of it. So, you can laugh at me!
Feel better, you are in my thoughts.
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Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!!
« Reply #15 on: Dec 19th, 2003, 4:48pm » |
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 ...okay okay, I know you said you'd never talk to me again, I know you don't find me funny, but I do care when one of us is outta sorts and feeling down...it's christmas and it does strange things to us, it makes us look back at the year, smile at the good times, cry at the sad times...and it makes us miss those that we love if they cant be with us and miss those we've loved and have sadly lost.........I hope things get better for you soon Ree..........and that the Christmas spirit works it's magic for you !!
Oh yeah, and Hugging you tight whether you like it or not... 
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Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!!
« Reply #16 on: Dec 19th, 2003, 7:14pm » |
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Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!!
« Reply #17 on: Dec 19th, 2003, 8:23pm » |
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Hope your'e feeling better Ree
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Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!!
« Reply #18 on: Dec 19th, 2003, 9:19pm » |
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Ree..hope you're feeling better by now.
on Dec 19th, 2003, 3:51pm, Paigelle wrote:Ree,
I don't know any jokes, but I did make an ass out of myself in Target today.
Yep, I knocked over a whole display of candy. All over the floor it went and I fell right in the middle of it. So, you can laugh at me!
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Paigelle......you're related to Elaine, right?
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Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!!
« Reply #19 on: Dec 19th, 2003, 10:05pm » |
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Love ya Ree!!
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Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!!
« Reply #20 on: Dec 19th, 2003, 10:26pm » |
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Hey Ree... dunno what the problem is... but I'll be praying that you'll find whatever relief it is you need soon...
Love ya, Babe...
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Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!!
« Reply #21 on: Dec 19th, 2003, 11:16pm » |
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Ree,
vibes and prayers goin up to ya. I'd tell you my favoritist joke (the only one I can remember) but it's a blonde joke and Luinda will KILL me...so I'll email ya
Love ya nana ree ree,
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Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!!
« Reply #22 on: Dec 20th, 2003, 12:19am » |
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SURE!!!! You and Randy just have all your fun at my expense. Go ahead See if I care.
Ree......I love you hon. Nothing more I can say than that. LindaH
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Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!!
« Reply #23 on: Dec 20th, 2003, 1:27am » |
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Praying for you Ree. Hope you and your family are doing well again soon.
May I take this time to say thank you for all that you have done for me in the last year? You have no idea how much you are loved and appreciated.
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Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!!
« Reply #24 on: Dec 20th, 2003, 1:40am » |
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I guess this is what I get for whispering in a birdies ear...Wow what a family... Now if I could muster you all up around the table to give this place some Christmas spirit...
Everything is going to be fine here... Nothing a little rest relaxation a boarding school for my daughter, and a nursing home for my mom in law won't cure... Life is just really hard lately with the added worry about things to come... I will be ok and I do appreciate your concern... I love you Elaine........... and those jokes were so funny... I would tell you one but I always screw up the punch line. Love you all Ree
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