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Donna_D.
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Give me something to make me laugh...Please!
« on: Dec 6th, 2003, 4:29pm » |
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I am having "one of THOSE days"...
For days my butt has been glued to this chair working on the newsletter and at my regular job.
I really need a good laugh right now! Why, you ask...
Well, for the third time in two days another one of those damn "tree rats" (squirrels) has blown the transformer knocking out the electric for 3 hours this morning.
My husband, who was supposed to watch the kids while I finished editing the newsletter is STILL not back from "a quick trip to the store" (He left two hours ago--he is in BIG Trouble).
My boss only sent HALF of my paycheck...honest oops, but still frustrating.
My daughter turned off my computer while I was fixing the kids lunch and I lost an hours worth of work...thanks kid, I needed that.
And now, to top things off...my son (18 mos old) just "painted" his bedroom wall with the "art supplies" he found in his diaper. Guess he LIKES the color brown.
Please!!!!!!!!!! Give me something to look forward to when I come back here....gotta go find the Lysol...and some gloves...
Desperately in need of a good laugh,
Donna D
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Re: Give me something to make me laugh...Please!
« Reply #1 on: Dec 6th, 2003, 4:47pm » |
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Hmmmmmmmm!!
Iraqi navy?
This is my bird Queenie upside down spread egale....LOL
My two fingers are tired....SMILE!!!
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« Reply #2 on: Dec 6th, 2003, 4:49pm » |
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« Reply #3 on: Dec 6th, 2003, 4:51pm » |
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LMMFAO....Totka!!!! 
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« Reply #4 on: Dec 6th, 2003, 5:43pm » |
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and if none of these pics makes you smile, Donna, you could always muster up the image of Don in a hot pink thong standing next to Jonny in the snow in his white sockies.
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Re: Give me something to make me laugh...Please!
« Reply #5 on: Dec 6th, 2003, 6:07pm » |
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There was an elderly couple from Maine driving down to Florida. They stopped for gas, somewhere in Virginia. As the attendant pulled down the license plate to put the gas in, he noticed the state.
So he says, to the old gent driving, "I see you are from Maine."
The gent says, "Eyah." (Mainese for YUP)
The Old lady says, "Ehh? Whatz that?"
The old gent leans over and hollars, " HE ASKED IF WE WAZ FROM MAINE."
And she says, "Eyah."
As the kid is washing the widshield, he asks to the old gent, "Are you going to Florida?"
Old gent, "Eyah."
Old lady, "Ehh? Whatz that?"
Old gent yells, "HE AXED IF WE WUZ HEADIN' TA FLORIDA!"
Old lady, "Eyah."
While exchanging money, the kid realizes the old lady can't hear what he is saying, so he says to the old gent, "I went to Maine once. Had the worst piece of ass I ever had."
Old gent, "Eyah." (talkative guy, eh?)
Old lady, "Ehh? Whatz that?"
The old gent leans over and hollars out, "HE SEZ HE THINKS HE KNOWZ YA!"
I almost didn't enter this, after seeing those pictures Jonny and Totka posted! Those are AWESOME guys!
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Re: Give me something to make me laugh...Please!
« Reply #6 on: Dec 6th, 2003, 6:12pm » |
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Thank you jonny, totka and Chuck. I needed a good laugh today too. Really bad day here in Texas....  .
I did read a line in a book today that made me laugh. It was written by Dorothy Parker. She said, "You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Never heard that one before.....did laugh myself silly for a bit.... 
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« Reply #7 on: Dec 6th, 2003, 6:12pm » |
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I love your English Totka!
Laughed so hard I can't remember the joke now.
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« Reply #8 on: Dec 6th, 2003, 7:43pm » |
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Awesome pics everyone. I needed a good smile too.
Donna, this has to take your mind off of all the roadblocks you have hit today. Hang in there girl!!
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« Reply #9 on: Dec 6th, 2003, 7:46pm » |
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jonny, you have to send the turtle love to Ree!!!
You know, the invisible girl.....
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« Reply #10 on: Dec 6th, 2003, 8:03pm » |
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Re: Give me something to make me laugh...Please!
« Reply #11 on: Dec 6th, 2003, 9:27pm » |
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YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST!!!!!!!
After I posted the first message I shut the computer off. I think I heard it give a sigh of relief!
Working too hard lately.
I spent the last few hours regaining my sanity only to return and laugh myself silly!!
I cannot tell you how much you all mean to me.
Thank you!
Donna D.
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