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Elaine
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Buddy woke me up this morning and as soon as I open my eyes I knew I had to get to my imitrex shot. I took a shot and sat down on the sofa. My gums was killing me so I took my teeth out and laid them on the coffee table.
The pain from the cluster started going away. The baby got up so I took him back to bed. When I went back in the living room I sat back down on the sofa and saw something in the floor, I got up and went to see what it was. It was my teeth. Brownie our dog had got my teeth off the end table and chewed them up  !
I am in tears. ITS A NIGHT MARE I AM GOING TO WAKE UP RIGHT????!
The raffle has got to wait till I can get my teeth fixed I am not going to the bank with no teeth in my mouth for a notary to pick the ticket! OH man all this sucks! Would someone mail me a gun? PLEASE!
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Re: What else can go wrong? :-(
« Reply #1 on: Dec 4th, 2003, 9:35am » |
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Ah E, if it makes ya feel any better ...........
I recently put my husband's teeth down the garbage disposal. LOL. Yup, turned it on and wondered what all the cracking was from.
The dog has eaten them already as well. So has the washer and dryer. The dentist LOVES US !!!!!!!!!!
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Re: What else can go wrong? :-(
« Reply #2 on: Dec 4th, 2003, 9:42am » |
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Oh Elaine
What a bummer, I really tried not to laugh but the mental pictures were very funny! Poor you, better get sorted before Christmas you'll have to have all the soft centres!
Before the smutty minded men get onto this post, get ready for some suggestive comments about being toothless and "OH man all this sucks!"!
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Re: What else can go wrong? :-(
« Reply #3 on: Dec 4th, 2003, 9:49am » |
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Elaine!  
Don't cry........or cry is you must, but know you are being thought of  Betta days are comin!
PS: Tink (my dog) ate my teeth molds 2 days after I got them. $400.00 down the drain. 
Well wishes, kim
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Re: What else can go wrong? :-(
« Reply #4 on: Dec 4th, 2003, 9:53am » |
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Awww Elaine!!! DANG...I coulda sent my tickets to you by regular snail mail instead of overnite??
I'm so sorry bout your teeth, and your head...as if you were busy ENOUGH!!
Take care sweety...did you have a good bath?
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Re: What else can go wrong? :-(
« Reply #5 on: Dec 4th, 2003, 10:01am » |
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Oh poor Elaine! Your dog chewed your teeth and I have an abcessed tooth. They should just lock us up together. I am getting ready to go to the dentist right now. Do you want me to get you some teeth while I am there?
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Re: What else can go wrong? :-(
« Reply #6 on: Dec 4th, 2003, 10:12am » |
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Well. I suppose you could develop an overwhelming craving for corn on the cob ?
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Re: What else can go wrong? :-(
« Reply #7 on: Dec 4th, 2003, 10:39am » |
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Aw don, only you can come up with something that funny while us women are trying to think of what to say to make Elaine feel a lil better!!!!!!!!!!!!
She don't want to laugh that hard with NO TEETH don...............lol
Elaine, honey, first of all so sorry about that nasty visit from the beast. Hope he leaves your head alone now that he's caused such an uproar.
Wishing you luck in getting them fixed real soon.
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Re: What else can go wrong? :-(
« Reply #8 on: Dec 4th, 2003, 10:39am » |
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Now, now people... As a genuinely smutty minded man, let me just say...
No, perhaps I had better not!
Good thoughts your way, Elaine. I'm sorry about the teeth. As they say, worse things happen at sea.
Keep your chin up and know we're thinking about ya!
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Re: What else can go wrong? :-(
« Reply #9 on: Dec 4th, 2003, 11:19am » |
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on Dec 4th, 2003, 9:42am, pubgirl wrote:| Before the smutty minded men get onto this post |
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Are you talking about me, Wendy?
The term "SMOOTHY" does come to mind though ...
Chuck, the Preeeevert
PS: Hang in there E .. It WILL get better!
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Re: What else can go wrong? :-(
« Reply #10 on: Dec 4th, 2003, 11:55am » |
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Ech.....I'd of glued em tagether best I could as a mass and wore em that way to the bank anyway........after all.........there's alot of toothless wonder's in this town so at least I'd of had teeth in......so I'd of ranked over them...rite ? BillyBob Pam 
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Re: What else can go wrong? :-(
« Reply #11 on: Dec 4th, 2003, 12:03pm » |
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Damn, sis...your dog ate your teeth? Now, that sounds like my kind of luck..........Nothing funny to add to this thread...but i am sending good vibes...and a suggestion to get your dog a new bone.... nancyc
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Re: What else can go wrong? :-(
« Reply #12 on: Dec 4th, 2003, 12:24pm » |
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on Dec 4th, 2003, 12:03pm, nancyc wrote:
Hmmm ... No teeth ... put an "R" on the end of that word, and ...
Nah ... I won't touch that one ... Too easy ...
Chuck, the diry minded one
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Re: What else can go wrong? :-(
« Reply #13 on: Dec 4th, 2003, 12:39pm » |
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Ummmmm.......good ole "Wonder Chuck"..........always has a comment...LMAO Just simply can't wait to meet and greet him in Nashville. LOL
Elaine........sorry bout your teeth.....I can't help it, I am absolutely LMAO 
I know it's really not funny.........but you did add some humor to my day. 
Sorry that your head was hurtin....and real sorry bout those teeth!
You know I love ya If I can help......let me know.
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Re: What else can go wrong? :-(
« Reply #14 on: Dec 4th, 2003, 1:11pm » |
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Okay Elaine, I got my tooth taken out. Do you want me to send it to you?
I sure hope you feel better today!
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Re: What else can go wrong? :-(
« Reply #15 on: Dec 4th, 2003, 1:20pm » |
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(((((((((((((((((((((((((ELAINE)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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Re: What else can go wrong? :-(
« Reply #17 on: Dec 4th, 2003, 2:26pm » |
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Well lucky you Elaine !!!!! When the garbage disposal took my husband's last set ...... we ended up with 3 dentist appointments and 3 weeks later. He's smiling now though .... so what the heck !!!!!!!!! LOL. Glad you got that fixed up ... a bigger dog would have done them in !!!!!
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Re: What else can go wrong? :-(
« Reply #18 on: Dec 4th, 2003, 3:21pm » |
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Rats Elaine. What a mess. 
Smutty minded men?....Whatever do you mean?
Wish I knew how to help.
Be glad you weren't visiting Michelle. She has two disposals that would consider dentures only an Horsdurve
Things will get better but I'm taking no stock tips.
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Re: What else can go wrong? :-(
« Reply #19 on: Dec 4th, 2003, 4:30pm » |
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Re: What else can go wrong? :-(
« Reply #20 on: Dec 5th, 2003, 12:27am » |
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LOL Elaine, You could have borrowed mine for a day!
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Re: What else can go wrong? :-(
« Reply #21 on: Dec 5th, 2003, 3:36am » |
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Now you tell me Patrick!
Buddy is talking about keeping me toothless, I got to work fast and get some teeth LOL!
You guys know how to keep someone smiling even if they are toothless.
Now you all know what Buddys getting me for Christmas
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Re: What else can go wrong? :-(
« Reply #22 on: Dec 5th, 2003, 4:45am » |
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You mean like "4 foot 2 inches and the top of her head is flat"
Not me I'm keep my mouth shut.
Thanks for the story Elaine. I'm laughing with you, not at you.
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Re: What else can go wrong? :-(
« Reply #23 on: Dec 5th, 2003, 9:50am » |
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Elaine I admire the way you keep humor a prime Requisite It is the best medicine, sending PF vibes.
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Re: What else can go wrong? :-(
« Reply #24 on: Dec 5th, 2003, 10:04am » |
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Hi Elaine,
sorry to hear about the teeth!
http://www.1funny.com/dogdentures.shtml
We (all us dirty minds) know what Buddy is gettin fer X-mas too 
Speaking of dirty minds...where's jonny???
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