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Smorkimspeak
« on: Nov 23rd, 2003, 1:05pm » |
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Why do retired school teachers insist on setting on display to me only their puckered and worn out butts  Why do folks much worse off then I swear I'm a loon? 
Ya know.............I been tinkin.............. Lately. I been wundern........... some folks go through life and not a TING happens to em. I mean really --- nuttin appens to em........kimspeak appened to me. Not me to it - or er - or yews.....it chose me -- that's how i reckon it. And after it chose me, the rules went all to ell.
What I think is that some folkls feel in a way ..........like a rubber band - the mind goes BOING! And then it takes a break. And the inbetween is learned what others kinda miss out. So, kimspeak is the inbetween of the BOING and the SNAP! It's the blend and bleed that we all feel between action and final comprehension.
and that's all i got to say bowt that. 
PFDAN & Well Wishes
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I go "Boing" many times a day but its not my mind doing it...
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Re: Smorkimspeak
« Reply #2 on: Nov 23rd, 2003, 1:18pm » |
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LOL........kim, please go outside and get some fresh air.
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Re: Smorkimspeak
« Reply #3 on: Nov 23rd, 2003, 1:27pm » |
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almost 60 degrees here and blue skies. There's over and above a dozen bags a leaves out front.....mebbe it's the leaf dust
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Re: Smorkimspeak
« Reply #4 on: Nov 23rd, 2003, 1:45pm » |
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Yeah kim, whatever you say. 
It's the leaf dust, really it is.
P.S.
To anyone near kim's house..........please go look in on her.
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Re: Smorkimspeak
« Reply #5 on: Nov 23rd, 2003, 1:51pm » |
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There is always that pot a jambalaya simmerin...ya could do worse ya know
And BobG: Some ole hag really did flash me her ass (HOLY  ) ..........she did it REPEATEDLY..........
Gimme a break wilya. I'm in recovery
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Re: Smorkimspeak
« Reply #6 on: Nov 23rd, 2003, 1:59pm » |
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Ok kim, was it this old hag......... 
Please go back inside now.
You've stared at the sun long enough for today.
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Re: Smorkimspeak
« Reply #7 on: Nov 23rd, 2003, 2:16pm » |
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Kim Kim,
the things that happen to me blow peaples minds, all of my family have major problems, life seems like a terrible road, that's why I live where I can see no one, nothing bad to see here, except deer spreading there awful ticks. Why don't you ask her if you can see the front too? Is she married? If so then thank God your not her husband.
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Re: Smorkimspeak
« Reply #8 on: Nov 23rd, 2003, 2:16pm » |
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It was a sweet tart who's story tells it she taught young children LAWNG ago........her husband is a local attorney in town.; their chilren married in and out of the jewish faith.........a story linked amicably to that of many other families..........
why in the HELL she parades round with her fanny dariyaired, shown in all it's tired out beleagered song for all those who bear no emotional attachments to what it once was...............that's the boing and snap.
When I am old and my ass is like puckered jello, my lovede ones will adore it and strangers wlll never be put to such task.
To the puckery butt owner: I wish your loved ones loved what they should.....I don't feel sorry for you, but I do wonder...........that's cuz i's a kimseak! 
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Re: Smorkimspeak
« Reply #9 on: Nov 23rd, 2003, 2:30pm » |
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Thanks kim
your speak made a laugh happen here.
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Re: Smorkimspeak
« Reply #10 on: Nov 23rd, 2003, 2:57pm » |
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watta ennertainin break from the studyin!!!!!!!
just sittin here LMAO an waitin for more
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Re: Smorkimspeak
« Reply #11 on: Nov 23rd, 2003, 2:59pm » |
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on Nov 23rd, 2003, 1:13pm, jonny wrote:I go "Boing" many times a day but its not my mind doing it...
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LMAO!!
"Mulespeak", too f'n funny Bro!
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Re: Smorkimspeak
« Reply #12 on: Nov 23rd, 2003, 4:37pm » |
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I hear ya Kimmie..............I have a language all my own too******** and I can relate............... its gettin the jist of it for these PerFect Language NO Accent Crow-nies...
It ain't easy bein me either but I get ya..........! Not to steal your thunder... ree who (speaks reespeak)
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« Reply #13 on: Nov 23rd, 2003, 4:46pm » |
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Re: Smorkimspeak
« Reply #14 on: Nov 23rd, 2003, 4:51pm » |
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At last a conversation Ican relate to
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Re: Smorkimspeak
« Reply #15 on: Nov 23rd, 2003, 4:52pm » |
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I tawke bowt books and historywith this bare-butt flattulecia.........appears she thinks her ass is above the every day mind to mind. A quirkis a a quirk. And mutual respect is that as well. Ahhhh, but she is a democdrat and feels that her learning is above mine. I WOULD hate to be her husband...........LOL>
Would I but put my ass to hers...............she would not be pleased****
PS: I'M tawkin bout my travels about and not anybuddy here jes in case ..............
Don't bother - I know exactly how weird I am.
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Re: Smorkimspeak
« Reply #16 on: Nov 23rd, 2003, 6:58pm » |
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now....if the rubber band is stretched to allow the snap and the boing then the blue fish of this world are just gonna have to put on them T-shirts to get noticed.....annnnndddd you are the chosen one because astuteness is nothing like stupidness ....thats my theory anyhow.....btw wanna borrow any undergarments to add to your cleaning kit ...Pud has some DG's and Nan...no forget Nan...she'll need em...maybe it's not the dust...maybe it's the cleaning fluids you keep guzzling....
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Re: Smorkimspeak
« Reply #17 on: Nov 23rd, 2003, 7:12pm » |
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I have NOT drank PineSolin ages ---- and i'm sure nan's thongs are SMOKIN
Kids are sleepy winky. Brian is catchin flies. I mess with myself any way I can these days Ya think folks are on to me yet
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Re: Smorkimspeak
« Reply #18 on: Nov 23rd, 2003, 7:17pm » |
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OH gawwwwwd kimareeeno......butt flashin', pit scratchin', flatulecia???
*snork*... givva summa dat old blackfoot.. da fumeszull putta out...
messin' witcha self? in Public??!! sheeez.
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Re: Smorkimspeak
« Reply #19 on: Nov 23rd, 2003, 10:19pm » |
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You ain't been smokein leaf dust have ya girlie ?? Is that similar ta majic dust.......and a little bit 'more' for Santa Clause Pam
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Re: Smorkimspeak
« Reply #20 on: Nov 23rd, 2003, 10:30pm » |
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Pfft. hmpft.......... New. I been eatin jambalaya (sausage an CHICKEN) Some Beer fer me ( ) an some apple juice for everbodey else..........
Hell, woman! Ain't sniffed no leaf smoke so longsI cnmenber
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Lawzie, girlfriends....why ah do believe I've returned jest in the nick of time......Kimmie's normal, and the rest of you have gone right off the deep end......
......still and all, it right skeers me when I can decipher Kimspeak...
and Cathy...this one's not about the blue fish......it's the guppies....get the right t-shirt..........and stay outta my lingerie! 
Cathi who needs to go back to work to rest up from her vacation 
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Re: Smorkimspeak
« Reply #23 on: Nov 23rd, 2003, 11:17pm » |
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shall i use allten or close one eye?
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I'm holding up 4
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