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« on: Nov 2nd, 2003, 5:11pm »
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.  
 
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.  
 
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.  
 
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.  
 
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.  
 
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.  
 
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.  
 
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.  
 
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.  
 
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.  
 
Butterflies taste with their feet.  
 
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.  
 
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.  
 
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.  
 
A cat's urine glows under a black light  
 
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.  
 
Starfish have no brains.  
 
Polar bears are left-handed.  
 
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.  
 
I havn't smoked for a whole day...what else do you expect me to do with my time..????  smug
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« Reply #1 on: Nov 2nd, 2003, 5:15pm »
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"banging your head against the wall uses 150 calories???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????
 
 
I should weight nothing now.
 
 
LindaH who has vanished from sight.....
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Know any single dolphins?....I gotta put this hammer in something......LOL
 
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« Reply #3 on: Nov 2nd, 2003, 5:56pm »
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Yea, but the PIGS...I'd date Babe, for sure...wooooo.
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« Reply #4 on: Nov 2nd, 2003, 5:56pm »
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lucky pig!!!   ree(oops) I mean Tim
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« Reply #5 on: Nov 2nd, 2003, 6:19pm »
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If there really is such a thing as reincarnation I wanna be a pig in my next life! crackup
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My husband is in the dog house, anybody know of any single male praying mantis?   Grin    Maria
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« Reply #7 on: Nov 2nd, 2003, 8:15pm »
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The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off

 
Nothing new here. Happens to me every 26 years when I mate.  Shocked
 
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« Reply #8 on: Nov 2nd, 2003, 9:16pm »
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OMG .. don't know if it was the post or the replies that sent me over the edge ....... but I can't stop crying I'm laughing so hard !
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« Reply #9 on: Nov 2nd, 2003, 11:15pm »
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Y'all are looking at this the wrong way....one critter vs another.
I'm going for the pig, lion, catfish dolphin combo. That's 30 minutes, 50 times a day, 27,000 different flavors, and doing it for pleasure. Works well with a nice starfish patte.
 
Mixed up,  
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« Reply #10 on: Nov 3rd, 2003, 6:37am »
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on Nov 2nd, 2003, 5:11pm, cathy wrote:
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.  
 
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.  
 
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.  
 
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.  
 
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.  
 
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.  
 
Butterflies taste with their feet.  
 
 
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.  
 
A cat's urine glows under a black light  
 
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.  
 
Starfish have no brains.  
 
Polar bears are left-handed.  
smug

 
And to think OUR tax dollars PAID for people to STUDY this stuff..... LMAO.......
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« Reply #11 on: Nov 3rd, 2003, 7:14am »
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Wow! Smiley
 
Now I know what I'm going to tell my pals at our annual Christmas party! I just print this out... Wink
 
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« Reply #12 on: Nov 3rd, 2003, 9:09am »
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congratulations on not smoking all day.
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« Reply #13 on: Nov 3rd, 2003, 9:48am »
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Wink you guys ae just messed up.
 
Now I know why I fit in so well Tongue
 
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