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Bob_Johnson
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Why more women are getting clusters.
« on: Sep 20th, 2003, 2:34pm » |
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"Every night," She told the marriage counselor, "he drinks a glass of milk. When he's finished, he sets the empty glass on the kitchen counter and goes to bed. He does not rinse it out. I have asked him and asked hi. I've asked nicely, and I've screamed. Why should I rinse his glass out for him every night? If I don' do it, it's the first thing I see en the morning, this disgusting milk scum. I've even asked him, 'Will you just put the glass in the sink?' But he won't."
The Counselor looked at the husband, a balding, middle-aged man who sat with his hands in his lap, a pleasant expression on his face.
"Did you hear what she was saying?" asked the counselor.
"Yes," said the man, nodding first at him, and then at his wife, to acknowledge everyone present.
A moment of silence passed. The counselor made a note on his pad, reminding himself to pick up a gallon of milk after work. Then he made eye contact with the wife.
"There is something you need to understand," he said. "He will never, never stop drinking that glass of milk before he goes to bed, and he will never rinse it out. There is absolutely nothing you can do."
The woman looked surprised. Sometimes, even after the divorce, she would think about the counselor's words, marveling at his wisdom.
-Melanie Sumner
(In Harper's Magazine, 10/03)
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Re: Why more women are getting clusters.
« Reply #1 on: Sep 20th, 2003, 2:47pm » |
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uh........I don't get it, course the shadows I'm havin ain't helpin either.
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Re: Why more women are getting clusters.
« Reply #2 on: Sep 20th, 2003, 3:27pm » |
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don't sweat the small stuff you might loose everything...
Whats more important....
Some give themselves HA over nothing....
Put it in the sink and deal with it it's your problem not his....
He's giving you something to bitch about...to keep you happy...
Take your pick ...I'm sure theres lots more out there... 
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Re: Why more women are getting clusters.
« Reply #3 on: Sep 20th, 2003, 7:03pm » |
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LOL....I was thinking that maybe that little bit of stress in her life was keeping the CH away.
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Re: Why more women are getting clusters.
« Reply #4 on: Sep 20th, 2003, 7:13pm » |
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Dooooh.... I feel something coming outa this an I aint gonna be part of it LOLOLOLOLOLOL see ya allllllllllllllll in the funny papers ... ree ( this was said in humor)
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Re: Why more women are getting clusters.
« Reply #5 on: Sep 21st, 2003, 3:15am » |
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See the kind of stuff we get when we send Dr. Phil email?
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Re: Why more women are getting clusters.
« Reply #6 on: Sep 21st, 2003, 3:36am » |
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He's lucky to be rid of that whiney broad.
I'll bet she pissed and moaned every night because he left his dirty (read that smelly) socks in the living room too. Then she bitched about him leaving the toilet seat up or pissin' on it when she insised it be left down.
I'll bet she complained when he wouldn't shave before going out for dinner or attending church or making love (five minutes of sex is NOT worth 10 minutes of shaving)
I'll bet she whined about his lack of a job and lack of any attempt to find one.
I'll bet she hated it, and told him so, when he reminded her "That's not the way my mother does it".
Danged women. Ya can't live with 'em and ya can't live with 'em.
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Re: Why more women are getting clusters.
« Reply #7 on: Sep 21st, 2003, 5:58pm » |
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Glad YOU got that off your chest Bob???? I think you need a hug now ((((BobG)))) Now doesn't that feel better........love ya Ree
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Re: Why more women are getting clusters.
« Reply #8 on: Sep 21st, 2003, 6:10pm » |
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on Sep 21st, 2003, 3:36am, BobG wrote:| (five minutes of sex is NOT worth 10 minutes of shaving) |
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Bummer!!!.....I just shaved, oh well!....back to the porn sites.....LMMFAO ;D
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Re: Why more women are getting clusters.
« Reply #9 on: Sep 22nd, 2003, 9:53am » |
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on Sep 21st, 2003, 3:36am, BobG wrote:(five minutes of sex is NOT worth 10 minutes of shaving)
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Well the 5 mins can be worth it if you are adventursome in how you spend that 5 mins.  ;D
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Re: Why more women are getting clusters.
« Reply #10 on: Sep 22nd, 2003, 6:05pm » |
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If your spending 10 minutes on shaving and only 5 minutes on sex.....
You doing something wrong!!
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Re: Why more women are getting clusters.
« Reply #11 on: Sep 22nd, 2003, 6:10pm » |
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Maybe the wham - bam thank you mam!
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