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jonny
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If you hit the lottery for a 100 million $.....?
Me?
1) I would donate 10 mill to OUCH.
2) I would have the ballsiest custom tour bus built and spend 18 months touring the US meeting even more clusterheads.
3) I would bank 25 mill and live off the intrest (Fuck stocks)
4) Continue my clusterhead meetings over seas (On my G-4)
5) Call Miller high life and have 10 trailer loads of beer tabs delievered to Brad and Cooties house ;D
6) Make sure a special friend was set for life....143
7) Buy DJ 3 strip clubs of his choice.
I guess im about out of money so ill buy a little house on the ocean and live off my intrest.
What would you do with 100 million?
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Re: What would you do......
« Reply #1 on: Sep 12th, 2003, 5:34pm » |
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Jonny, in your budget breakdown, I did not see the bribe to DJ to put in the porno button, or how you plan on covering your 900 number calls ... Just curious ... Will this eat up all your earned interest?
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Re: What would you do......
« Reply #2 on: Sep 12th, 2003, 5:35pm » |
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LOL ...
1. Call a tax accountant
2. Donate my money to HepC/Cancer/Clusterhead research equally divided. Plus lots of other funds that would call me ... I am a softy when it comes to giving money away.
3. Shit, got a lot of family (real and internet) that I would probably shell out tons for !!!!!! Make sure all my nephews and nieces (all 38 of them) had money for college or to get them started in life. Shit, runing low on funds now !!! LOL
4. Move where ever the hell my hubby wanted to ........ and try and smile for the rest of my life, problems be damned !!!!!!!!!
5. Oh yea, set up a continuous fund for tickets to come visit me cause I would miss my family and friends ..... and wouldn't want them to shell out the dough while I am living in Jamaicca (or wherever) !!!!!
Yea ......... that was a nice trip Jonny ......... gonna go to sleep thinking about this thread !!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: What would you do......
« Reply #3 on: Sep 12th, 2003, 5:46pm » |
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on Sep 12th, 2003, 5:34pm, ClusterChuck wrote:| Just curious ... Will this eat up all your earned interest? |
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You forget the 25 mill I have drawing that intrest ;D
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Re: What would you do......
« Reply #4 on: Sep 12th, 2003, 8:24pm » |
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Win the lotto. Neato. I buy a ticket here weekly, and currently look at the $30,000,000.00 jackpot wistfully.
Thought about it lately, and realized that winning the sucker would be fun, but the only difference in my life would be........I'd have a lot more money.
Wouldn't be any _Richer_ than I am today.
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Re: What would you do......
« Reply #5 on: Sep 12th, 2003, 8:24pm » |
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WOW! pay off every stinkin bill we have, set up my 98 grand mother & Dave's gram for the rest of their lives. Set up Mom and "the old goat" (thats what I call Dave's dad and he loves it LOL) Set up his sister. Give a shit load of money to OUCH, and DJ for the sight and upkeep of it, and get MY race car with OUCH all over it!!!  Sock a bunch in da bank and like my bro.... live off the intrest, set up college funds for all of the kids (thats 7 in case yall lost count LMAO) Have one hell of a BIG party and fly all my family from Clusterville in for it. Then get my house on the Eastern Shore with a BIG porch and a BIG swing and swing the rest of my life away!! Oh hell we'll start our own commune called Clusterville!! LOL Hell if Im going to dream Im gonna dream BIG!!!!
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Re: What would you do......
« Reply #6 on: Sep 12th, 2003, 8:24pm » |
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Get me a really stupid dog.
Get me a really stupid....better stop while I'm ahead. ;D
After setting aside enough to make myself really a nuisance, I'd start a couple militia groups with enviornmentally friendly WMD to make dreams come true and try to make CH drug availability and costs no longer a blip on your radar if you so desired.
Actually I'd have quite a payroll.
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Re: What would you do......
« Reply #7 on: Sep 12th, 2003, 8:30pm » |
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Well hell first I'd buy that Cluster Island we was talkin bout in an earlier thread !
Second I'd buy a couple new bikes that don't make me lame when I get off the back.....get a new Harley air ride ! Maybe a side car or two..........
Buy stock in Miller Lite.......mail all the beer tabs linked tagether ta jonny (chain mail.......blahhh-ha-ha-ha)
I'd buy alot of them new anti-ageing pills that will make ya look and feel 10 to 20 yrs younger...then I'd have more years ta enjoy that money
I'd lease out jonny's bus for CH tours
I'd have some big FREE parties and hire the Rolling Stones
Would I have enuff to buy Iraq and the middle east and turn it into a big golf course for Brad ?
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Re: What would you do......
« Reply #8 on: Sep 12th, 2003, 10:36pm » |
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I think I'd buy a
New car, caviar, four star daydream,
Think I'll buy me a football team.
and you know, since I've got all that MONEY I guess
I'm in the high-fidelity first class traveling set
And I think I need a Lear jet.
and then I woke up.
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« Reply #9 on: Sep 12th, 2003, 10:37pm » |
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If one of you win...will you loan me a buck ? ;D
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Re: What would you do......
« Reply #10 on: Sep 12th, 2003, 10:48pm » |
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1) Buy a house.
2) Buy a new truck.
3) Bank 1 mil.
4) Give the rest away.
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Re: What would you do......
« Reply #11 on: Sep 12th, 2003, 11:50pm » |
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100 million?
before or after the government takes their 50% for taxes or is it 51% now?
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Re: What would you do......
« Reply #12 on: Sep 13th, 2003, 3:59am » |
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In the 1950s, taxes on big salaries in the hundreds of thousands and up, were close to 90%. I kid you not.
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Re: What would you do......
« Reply #13 on: Sep 13th, 2003, 8:16am » |
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Just keep this in mind, if you were to make 50k a year and worked every day for 40 years that would be 2,000,000.00.
Now, it's a safe bet that most of us are able to live on what we make annually and if you paid yourself $100,000.00 a year every year for 40 years it would only put a 4% dent in your pile,so it's simple if you,,.....man,, I can't continue,,I am completely bummed out now. being broke SUCKS! having to work SUCKS!!!! thanks...
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Re: What would you do......
« Reply #14 on: Sep 13th, 2003, 8:43am » |
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Jonny
The first thing I would do is buy 1000 ac of mt land build a cabin in the middle of it with the biggest damn porch you have ever seen!!! ;D and call it cluster land,were cluster heads could come and go as they please!
Then set up a med bank to help cluster heads with meds!
then hire a team of lawyers to fight ins. companys. for CH rights!!
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1. Put $5 mil in a trust fund for each of my kids ages 8 and 2.5 months right now ($10 mil total)
2. Put $30 mil in savings for husband and myself
3. Put $10 mil in numerous checking accounts for spending money ;D
4. Give $15 mil to ch, asthma and cancer research
5. Pay back husbands dad the money we owe him, then we won't owe ANYONE money
6. Finish the addition on our house & build big fence around property
7. Build a pole shed and inground pool
8. Fix up hubby's 1983 Trans Am (been on blocks for a couple years now)
9. Buy 1000 acres of land in WI
10. Go to college to get archeology degree
Can you tell I've thought about this for a LONG time? LOL There's a whole bunch more things I'd do with the money, but it'd be a couple pages long!
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Re: What would you do......
« Reply #16 on: Sep 13th, 2003, 10:03am » |
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ok if I hit the lottery... I would first go away and think...
find an honest accountant...
!)Start a revolving account for OUCH that would replenish itself with interest...lotsa $$$$ mucho$$$$
2)Everytime I talked to the media I would mention OUCH...
3)Have a huge party for the members of OUCH
4)Fund the next convention
5)Call Oprah and see if she would talk to me now that I am up there in her ladeedaah~~~~ company.
6)take care of some personal stuff give my friends money buy a new car for a few friends and Sean, set Matthew up with a college trust. Get a condo for Sean.
Send Sean to Notre Dam...(Rudy! Rudy!) Give my house to my brother and buy another in another part of Natick.
7) and maybe this one should jump up to #1 put a new rug and kneelers in the Adoration chapel at my church buy new stairs before they have another huge law suit in the catholic church... add a daycare/solerium to the front of the church
 Get a girly looking car...
9)Publish all of my kids books that I have written
10) Finish college....
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11)HIRE AN UGLY NURSE TO SUPPORT MY HUSBANDS CH'S..........I'M MAD AT HIM TODAY!!!!
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Re: What would you do......
« Reply #17 on: Sep 13th, 2003, 12:40pm » |
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awww Ree....sorry yer mad at him.. but I like the way you think!! I would hire an UGLY LIVE IN nurse to take care of my hubby.. I am mad at him too...he said to me last night "Do you remeber when you were young, pretty & thin"? I almost sh*&^%t and being the shadowing meenie that I am I said "Do you remember when you were young, handsome & could get it up"?
OUCH took on a whole new meaning there!!
As for the rest of the $$$ I would spend it on ME cuz aparently I am old..ugly & fat.
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Re: What would you do......
« Reply #18 on: Sep 13th, 2003, 1:09pm » |
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If I won a 100 million $ I would have a huge grin on my face cos it would mean I was in the USA, but i'd have to give it all to you lot, cos it's funny money and we use £ here so it'd be no use to me.... 
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After I stopped WIGGIN OUT  , lol, ...........uhhhh........i dunno. I'm still WIGGIN OUT at the thought of it ;D hmmmmmmm. okay. I'd have to give everybody a hunk a change. Then, I'd take what was left and GET THE HELL OUTA HERE ;D ..................occasionally I'd write you all a letter telling you how the weather is from my Yacht. , or from my mansion ..........or from my handsome lover's hideaway (just kidding, I think ;D) errrr, Gheeeeeeeeez, how the hell should I know? I can't even freakin balance my damn checkbook
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Kim it's that sodding RED NIGHTIE I tell you, gezzzehhhee doesn't anybody ever listen to me... ;D
btw....don't forget to pick me up on the way, you promisedddd and next time if ya yell Let Go I will honessstttllly.... 
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One hundred Million?
I'd have my own audio and video production studio, start a chain of record stores, buy a couple of nightclubs...anything I could invest in that would make me more money. Oh, and a new truck, a couple of Gibson custom Les Pauls. I would make a generous donation to OUCH, and I would indepently publish my books...
still dreaming,
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Don't know why I'd need another hundred mill but I guess I could use it for bragging rights around my buddies. One of my golf buddies is always reminding me that he has 8 million more than I do. BFD! With amother 100 million I guess I could buy his company and fire his snobby butt.
Yeah, I'd like that.
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LOL, and a chuckle or tu So true Mr. G 
After all, what WOULD we all do with the millions anyhow? Be more happy? I doubt it.....mo money does not = more happy That comes from the penniless spot inside that we ALL have
I can listen to a great song and be happier than a million bux. Matter of fact, I'm doin it now
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Re: What would you do......
« Reply #24 on: Sep 13th, 2003, 4:17pm » |
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Now this was a fun thread..........everyone likes to fantasize with some people its sex... with some money... with me today hmmmmmmmmmmmm ...
I guess, sex and money would be good? too bad Im still mad at Dave... (his pockets are empty any ways)!
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