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Brian_Y
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I think we've done this before. But we have some new folks added to the mix. And I like this sort of thng, so humoring me has its advantages, I suppose. Plus, it's fun. Is telling in some ways...
What are the ten (10) items you cannot do without? What defines you as a person vis ŕ vis these items. Materialism be damned, of course. ONE RULE: You cannot include a person (i.e. wife, husband, child, some friend) I'll begin:
1. Charleston, SC.
2. My seersucker suit (or, when feeling whimsical, only the pants).
3. My patch madras pants (sniff...sniff...I love you guys....sniff).
4. Sweet, delicious booze.
5. My golf clubs (and all of the accompanying tools of ignorance which come along with them).
6. Baseball.
7. http://www.fark.com
8. Orvis.
9. My Cannon Rebel.
10. William Faulkner and John Cheever (yeah, they's people, but they left behind books and they are dead)
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Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction
« Reply #1 on: Aug 28th, 2003, 8:15am » |
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1. God
2. Clonazepam
3. Verapamil
4. Imitrex
5. Hammer
6. Pen & paper
7. Makeup
8. Thongs
9. Music
10. Diet pills
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Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction
« Reply #2 on: Aug 28th, 2003, 8:19am » |
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Are you going to model that thong for us old farts? Give us a thrill!
Chuck the old fart (but not as much and old fart as Charlie!)
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Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction
« Reply #3 on: Aug 28th, 2003, 8:20am » |
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1. God
2. Relpax and Lortab
3. laughter
4. my car
5. football
6. TV (YES I am a TV and Reality show junkie!!)
7. Music
8. wisdom
9. cereal
10. the shower!!
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Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction
« Reply #4 on: Aug 28th, 2003, 8:23am » |
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on Aug 28th, 2003, 8:19am, ClusterChuck wrote:| Are you going to model that thong for us old farts? Give us a thrill! |
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Hehehe!
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Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction
« Reply #5 on: Aug 28th, 2003, 8:24am » |
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1. The British Virgin Islands
2. My remote control
3. My dreams of winning the lottery
4. My open mindedness
5. Ladies, lots of ladies
6. Fully functional man "parts"
7. Fresh produce, peaches and such
8. My cigerettes
9. Mad Money
10. A sense of humor
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Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction
« Reply #6 on: Aug 28th, 2003, 8:32am » |
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Ooh, ooh, ooh...sorry....
Addendum:
11. Cigarettes
12. Sex
13. Circus Peanuts
I know, I know...high maintenance!
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Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction
« Reply #7 on: Aug 28th, 2003, 8:45am » |
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Addendum also,
11. Girls who wear thongs and like sex involving circus peanuts!
Yeah yeah, what a perve
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Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction
« Reply #8 on: Aug 28th, 2003, 8:47am » |
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ROTFFL ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction
« Reply #9 on: Aug 28th, 2003, 9:22am » |
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The world of values according to cootie:
my precious CATS
my clothes (hip huggers and harley stuff)
my harleys
my jewlry
my house and land
beer
diet pepsi
ambien and pain meds so I can sleep well and be pf while gaurding the fortress
weapons to chase people off wanting to steal my stuff
money or course to buy more stuff like clothes and jewlry and meds and ammo and cat food and cat litter and of course more beer/diet pepsi
PS: can I add 1 more thing.......cigs cuz I only smoke when I drink and drink when I smoke (social behavior thing)....so if I can't add one more item like cig's I'll jus bum em off you guys or the neighbors
These are a few of my favorite things Pam 
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Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction
« Reply #10 on: Aug 28th, 2003, 10:40am » |
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1. Imitrex
2. O2
3. Smokes
4. Whiskey
5. Boat - 100 ft. DeFever will do
6. 6X6 ATV
7. Whiskey
8. A dock in the Sea of Cortez
9. plenty fo fuel
10. Decent charts
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Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction
« Reply #11 on: Aug 28th, 2003, 10:55am » |
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1. Money.... oh wait, I dont have any.
2. A good man....oh wait....dont have any.
hmmmm, let me think more about this one. ;D
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Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction
« Reply #12 on: Aug 28th, 2003, 11:06am » |
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no particualr order:
my doggies
woodworking tools
cd collection
St Louie Blues
cigarettes
bong 
budweiser longnecks
pc
chocolate
camera
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Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction
« Reply #13 on: Aug 28th, 2003, 1:13pm » |
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1)God
2)MY hour with God every week Wed 10pm-11pm
call me if ya need prayers
3)MY PUTER(this is where I would put my family and friends)
4)MY ART
5) MY WRITING
6)MY MUSIC
7) FIORICETTE
MY LIPSTICK
9)SUNSCREEN (MY NEW FRIEND SINCE THE SKIN CANCER)
10)SCHOOL SO THE LITTLE PRINCESS CAN INVADE ANOTHER REALM AND LEAVE ME THE F ALONE~~~~4 MORE DAYS TIL SHOWTIME.............. HEHEHEHEHEHE
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Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction
« Reply #14 on: Aug 28th, 2003, 2:36pm » |
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1) Electricity
2) Running water
3) Combustable engine
4) Printing press
5) Shortwave radio
6) antibiotics
7) telephone
disposable nappies
9) small pox and polio vacinations
10) internet and computers
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Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction
« Reply #15 on: Aug 28th, 2003, 3:34pm » |
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I like this topic!
1. God
2. Football (are you ready for some???)
3. men
4. makeup (and you wouldn't WANT to see me w/out it either)
5. parmesean cheese (on anything)
6. Italian food
7. water
8. good books
9. tv (to watch the football, of course)
10. SARCASM!
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Brian_Y
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Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction
« Reply #16 on: Aug 28th, 2003, 3:37pm » |
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Cmon y'all....
Let me see some MATERIALISM here...We all know you can't go without GOD, but He knows you need certain things to keep you sane befoe you heads to the promised land!!!
One more I'll add for me:
My Bean mocs.
These are KEY.
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Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction
« Reply #17 on: Aug 28th, 2003, 3:40pm » |
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on Aug 28th, 2003, 3:37pm, Brian_Y wrote:Cmon y'all....
My Bean mocs.
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Ok what the hell are bean mocs? Do they have them things in New York? ;D
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Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction
« Reply #18 on: Aug 28th, 2003, 3:47pm » |
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bean mocs.......are those the little swede mocasins with beads on the top....no wait a minute you said 'bean'.....ok are they little swede mocasins with bean art on top ? Does a bean moc mock beans ? Sorta takes me back to the woodchuck thread Pam
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Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction
« Reply #19 on: Aug 28th, 2003, 3:50pm » |
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on Aug 28th, 2003, 3:34pm, 9erfan wrote:
I LOVE parmesan cheese!!!
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Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction
« Reply #20 on: Aug 28th, 2003, 4:11pm » |
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In no particular order:
My house with the 1950s kitchen
Pretty much everything I’ve found with my puter
My fading memories of women
Beer
HBO
Money
Some of my collections
Books and newspapers
My friend Tom
Eating in a really good restaurant now and then
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Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction
« Reply #21 on: Aug 28th, 2003, 4:13pm » |
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I'm sure he's referring to LL Bean, the outfitter, mocassins.
1.) My 2 weeks paid vacation each year. (Will become 3 weeks next April!)
2.) My Taylor Made Tour Blades.
3.) My massive collection of fishing poles and tackle.
4.) Vanilla ice cream with chocalte syrup.
5.) Coffee.
6.) Guy Harvey T's
7.) Cable Modem.
8.) Air Conditioning
9.) Humor.
10.) Dumb people.
I know what you were looking for on this thread Brian, been a long day and my brain is mush right now.
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Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction
« Reply #22 on: Aug 28th, 2003, 4:31pm » |
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[quote author=Jewel 14. Salt [/quote]
OMG!! Salt!! CANNOT live without it!!
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Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction
« Reply #23 on: Aug 28th, 2003, 4:48pm » |
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Bean Mocs = L.L. Bean Moccasins. Lamb wool inside w/ leather outside and rubber sole (Rubber Soul--great album)
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Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction
« Reply #24 on: Aug 28th, 2003, 4:54pm » |
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OK, well I'll leave God and electricity off my list, although I give thanks for both daily.
1) My pets: 2 dogs and 2 cats (1 cat I can't find right now and I'm getting worried).
2) My bed: Pillow top mattress cover, down pillows, snuggly blue electric blanket, oscillatating floor fan so I can turn on the electric blanket, lace curtains for the street light to dance thru, radio/CD player, need I say more?
3) My house: vintage 1950's ranch, finished basement, knotty pine den, blue gingham country kitchen.
4) My yard: half acre, trees, berries, nuts, lilacs, peonies, red bud, fairy sanctuary.
5) Movies--I'm a Blockbuster gold card member. Lately I've been renting episodes of the HBO series "Six Feet Under." It's great!
6) Books, books, books, books. I use the library website to research and hold the books I want. They bring them from all their branches to my branch and phone me when they're in. I also check out music CDs and books on audio tape and CDs.
7) Lace
Creativity-I make jewelry, paint, write essays, do graphics with my 'puter, design clothes, decorate Casa Carla.
9) Raytown, it's America's hometown. I was 51 when I moved here and finally found my home!
10) Teaching--if they will listen, I will teach. I have two workshops scheduled: "The Life Mask Playshop" and "The Hero and the Shadow." I'm also planning a gathering at Casa Carla on 10/11 called "Fairy Moon."
As usual, I ran onandonandon, but that's the danger of asking!
Smooches, all.
Carla
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