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Miklos
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Old timers only (or mostly)
« on: Aug 25th, 2003, 9:11pm » |
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OK, folks. Have at it. Thanks to Hub (or, if not, Bob P will correct me).
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Don't be offended by my frank analysis. Think of it as personality dialysis.
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Re: Old timers only (or mostly)
« Reply #1 on: Aug 25th, 2003, 9:47pm » |
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We actually have a family of midget amish in a nearby town here....."speakin of midgets" !! I kid you not....jus seen em again this weekend !!! Pam that is killin time till her pooter CRASHES
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Re: Old timers only (or mostly)
« Reply #2 on: Aug 26th, 2003, 12:01am » |
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JimmyZ discovered a lost tribe of Amazonian Pigmy Longboarders.
Never heard what he was doing with them, but I have my suspicions.
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Re: Old timers only (or mostly)
« Reply #3 on: Aug 26th, 2003, 12:09am » |
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Hubs were circus midgets who smoked Cuban cigars.
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Re: Old timers only (or mostly)
« Reply #4 on: Aug 26th, 2003, 8:04am » |
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If you ever meet Hub you'll notice he is missing three fingers.
Midgets bite when you fondle them.
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I never thought any of the midget jokes/threads were funny. None. No imagination there. Easy targets. A low point of the Bob and Hub show. I miss that show. I try to supplement my hunger for it by watching the "Man Show" on Comedy Central....butt it's just not the same.
...uh ....except for that one about goin over a cliff. I can't remember the details...butt I remember that I smiled....
When last in the archives I got a dose....if I mentioned "Peruvian butterfly farts" now.....few would get the connection....I live too much in the past.....
I still don't get this new "Buy a Pig" thing that is going on. I feel like I'm outside the "Clique". Lonely and blue. I guess one has to be rich enough to go to a cornvention to maintain their "Membership" in this elite group. Everybody came back winkin and noddin with a bunch of inside jokes. Poverty kept me from being "On the Porch"...can I help that!!!...or the fact that I'm small and kinda resemble a midget!!! ...can I ??
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Re: Old timers only (or mostly)
« Reply #6 on: Aug 26th, 2003, 9:12am » |
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den.......there was a small town circus in NY at the enda the road by the convention resort........they had side attractions too.....we coulda all met cha there and you got paid in the meantime.  ;D ;D Pam that used to have pigs but sold em 
And my pooter is havein a good day (for now) minus a cd rom detection
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Re: Old timers only (or mostly)
« Reply #7 on: Aug 26th, 2003, 9:28am » |
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Den,
Last I talked with hub, he was competing for the Indiana State TiFungDo championship (over 50 and uncoordinated catagory).
Just breath the butterfly farts deeply and put a little extra sugar on the oatmeal and things will be fine.
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Mrs. Barlow, I never, and I repeat never, ever pissed in your steam iron.
"SHUT UP HUB!"
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Re: Old timers only (or mostly)
« Reply #8 on: Aug 26th, 2003, 7:11pm » |
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Den
Apparently it was a joke Cathy told when the girls plus Paul got together recently. I am told you had to be there but they explained it on another thread. Cathy was at a very serious wedding and told the punchline ( you have to yell it) in a very quiet moment.
The joke goes:
How do you sell a deaf farmer a pig.
(YELL) DO YOU WANT TO BUY A PIG?
See, I think you had to be there!
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Re: Old timers only (or mostly)
« Reply #9 on: Aug 27th, 2003, 10:01am » |
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Hey Den! You got your own convention everyday. Two Clusterheads in one house. Quit your bitchin!
I got my problems too, ya know. Geez. Wife bought a new car on Monday. Couldn't afford the BMW Z4 3.0i and had to settle for the BMW Z4 2.5i.
See, your problems look small now, don't they. You're welcome.
TomM
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