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Cluster headaches-biological weapons-conspiracy
« on: Aug 23rd, 2003, 2:12am » |
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It is the Governments fault, no the Illuminati, no the HMO's
We were/are all apart of a research study for the efficiency of nano technology as bio-tech weapons. The proposed target(s) are: Rush Limbagh, G Gordon Liddy, The Oklahoma State Marching Band Alumni, and anyone that has questioned the viability of Gary Colman as a serious candidate for governor of California.
We were all unwittingly part of this research study that involved a specially programmed nano-virus that systemically attacks the neuro transmission network.
We have each spent significant amounts of time in satellite research facilities in Cambridge, Dartmouth, UCLA, Georgetown University, and St. Back Water Community College in South Dakota.
We were selected for this study due to a significant protein marker that is present in a subcutaneous layer of toe-jam that was left behind as a result of alien abductions and time spent on the planet Melmak.
Certain RF frequencies, focused UV radiation and green JELLO - elicit marked responses from the nano-virus that causes them to seek and destroy all genetic markers for sensible thought and pain control. The nano-virus then replaces them with the desire to listen only to Tom Jones and Niel Sedaka. The Nano-virus itself does not cause pain and or associated symptoms, it is the repetition of "It's not unusual to be loved by anyone" that the nano-bots play once activated in the afflicted individuals head for 3-6 hours at a time.
As of yet there is complete denial of responsibility from the State Department, Bill Clinton, Billy Graham, Orin Hatch, and the GINHMOOA (Gigantic, Indecisive, Non-committal, Health Management Organization of America. However the Society for the preservation of Tom Jones memorabilia has claimed limited responsibility.
There is no cure right now, but if you send your self appointed representative - Athos - money and or beer, he will drink to your speedy recovery.
dislcaimer - sorry guys i am very bored 
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Re: Cluster headaches-biological weapons-conspirac
« Reply #1 on: Aug 23rd, 2003, 6:08am » |
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See! Case closed and proved M'Lud.
As I said, we need a Board psychotherapist, and we need them fast! ;D
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Re: Cluster headaches-biological weapons-conspirac
« Reply #2 on: Aug 23rd, 2003, 4:33pm » |
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Fire away. You're a man after my own heart.
No doubt in my mind that the Bildeberger Group and their magic wands of power are the culprits. 
Great post Athos. 
Charlie 
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Re: Cluster headaches-biological weapons-conspirac
« Reply #3 on: Aug 23rd, 2003, 7:20pm » |
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you know a couple of beers and a few pain killers and thoughts just run wild
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Re: Cluster headaches-biological weapons-conspirac
« Reply #4 on: Aug 23rd, 2003, 7:51pm » |
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You guys been listening to Art Bell or Dreamland again?
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