Author |
Topic: Men should be concerned look at beer consumption (Read 154 times) |
|
athos
New Board Hall of Famer
Reality is for those who lack imagination!
  
 
Gender: 
Posts: 770
|
 |
Men should be concerned look at beer consumption
« on: Aug 19th, 2003, 10:43pm » |
 Quote  Modify
|
Yesterday, University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoeostrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects.
1.) Gained weight
2.) Talked excessively without making sense
3.) Became overly emotional
4.) Couldn't drive
5.) Failed to think rationally
6.) Argued over nothing
7.) Had to sit down while urinating
8.) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong
No further testing was considered necessary.
|
|
 IP Logged |
http://www.XdUP.com
Find Your Value For X
|
|
|
Charlie
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
Happy to be here
  
Gender:
Posts: 14968
|
 |
Re: Men should be concerned look at beer consumpti
« Reply #1 on: Aug 19th, 2003, 10:52pm » |
Quote Modify
|
No problem. I'm very concerned about beer and it concerns me as well 
Charlie
|
|
IP Logged |
There is nothing more satisfying than being shot at without result---Winston Churchill
|
|
|
athos
New Board Hall of Famer
Reality is for those who lack imagination!
Gender:
Posts: 770
|
|
Re: Men should be concerned look at beer consumpti
« Reply #2 on: Aug 19th, 2003, 11:10pm » |
Quote Modify
|
Sorry I posted this twice, I forgot that I did
|
|
IP Logged |
http://www.XdUP.com
Find Your Value For X
|
|
|
|
|
|
Home
Help
Search
Members
Member Map
Login
Register
Reply
Notify of replies
Send Topic
Print
test rss