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OMG...I need vibes...LOL
« on: Aug 12th, 2003, 1:35pm » |
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My mother in law is coming for a visit on Thursday.... 
I think I've lost my mind.......I sent her the plane ticket..  Please tell me good deeds don't go unrewarded... 
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« Reply #1 on: Aug 12th, 2003, 1:50pm » |
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Jackie serves you right lmao.... ;D
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« Reply #2 on: Aug 12th, 2003, 1:51pm » |
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Sending you "Good in-law visit vibes"
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« Reply #3 on: Aug 12th, 2003, 2:24pm » |
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Jackie,
I can send up a prayer for you...but should I be praying that you FIND your mind (you've obviously lost it) or just pray that the woman never gets on the plane? It's your choice.
Isn't Blake having a REALLY BAD time with his head right now and he wouldn't be able to handle any visitors?? 
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« Reply #4 on: Aug 12th, 2003, 2:32pm » |
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ROTFLMAO you scard me to death.....
Calm down now....remember she will go away, it will end Well unless you treat her the way you treat me then she might stay for ever !
OK give her hot cocoa the first night she is there put a sleeping pill in it...next morning give her more hot cocoa and a sleeping pill repeat everyday till she leaves
That way you only have t put up with her snoring 
ROTFLMAO still!!!!
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« Reply #5 on: Aug 12th, 2003, 2:33pm » |
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UH OH... Barbed wire and horse turds gone to mush... ? C'mon Jacks, chew on a buncha nails and buckle down, its gonna be Fun ...
Say this to yourself: "I love my mother-in-law, I LOVE my mother-in-law, I love my mother-in law. " It helps if you unclench your teeth. ;D
Ok, Major Vibage coming your way - it was a good deed, meant from the heart, I'm sure.
(so you actually SENT her the plane tickets? - lmao. )
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« Reply #6 on: Aug 12th, 2003, 2:38pm » |
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My Ex-wife had some kinda Vibe thing, maybe thats why she left me LOL ;D
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« Reply #7 on: Aug 12th, 2003, 2:42pm » |
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on Aug 12th, 2003, 2:33pm, Peppermint wrote:Say this to yourself: "I love my mother-in-law, I LOVE my mother-in-law, I love my mother-in law. " It helps if you unclench your teeth. ;D
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ROFLMAO.... ;D
Okay Jackie....Find your mind vibes from across the pond... 
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« Reply #8 on: Aug 12th, 2003, 2:53pm » |
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Just keep putting the Brandy in the coffee, You'll get through this.
Your's not hers ;D
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« Reply #9 on: Aug 12th, 2003, 3:03pm » |
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Gather up the boys and pass out the shotguns...each of you take up position in different windows, when the car pulls in the driveway start laying down fire right in front of it (Show of force).....it should go away after that....LMMFAO ;D
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« Reply #10 on: Aug 12th, 2003, 3:10pm » |
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Vibes, vibes, vibes honey.............my mother in law lives within driving distance and I sure would never.....oh well....that's another story...LMAO
Only advice I can give.......RUSH and check to make sure the plane ticket you purchased is ROUND TRIP....lol
Your good deed will in turn reward you Jackie.....have a good visit.
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« Reply #11 on: Aug 12th, 2003, 3:15pm » |
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My mother in law had to stay with us through 3 hurricane scares a couple years ago (she lives in Beaufort on the lower coast of SC). Three. One. Two. Three. They last for a few days each.
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« Reply #12 on: Aug 12th, 2003, 3:25pm » |
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Give her a shot of Imitrex.
Maybe she'll go away in 5-7 minutes
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« Reply #13 on: Aug 12th, 2003, 4:17pm » |
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Hurry up Jackie, bolt the doors and windows. Sneak out the back door and ....RUN......FOREST.......RUN.......
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« Reply #14 on: Aug 12th, 2003, 4:32pm » |
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ROTFFLMAO....you all are tooooooo funny ;D ;D
WTF Jonny....why don't we just call in an air strike. ;D ;D
I kinda like Kirk's "drinking" idea but I'm not sure I can stay drunk for 5 days......so I'm thinking about taking up pot smoking.....
LOL Bob G......the Imitrex idea might work.... ;D
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« Reply #15 on: Aug 12th, 2003, 4:40pm » |
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Greet her with a kiss and a smile. When things get bad go to the bathroom and jab yourself with a fork. After all -- Your sent her the ticket. Good luck -- what a sweet daughter in law you are.
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« Reply #16 on: Aug 12th, 2003, 7:23pm » |
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I'm right there with ya~~ only now to punish us more God gave her Alzheimers........... Now when she calls to give me shit she forgets and calls again about 15 minutes later........................We just moved her to the same town............ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh poor Jackie.............do any of your kids have bunk beds... hide on the top bunk... they will never find you.. ree
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« Reply #17 on: Aug 12th, 2003, 7:36pm » |
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on Aug 12th, 2003, 2:32pm, Elaine wrote:
Well unless you treat her the way you treat me then she might stay for ever !
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But Elaine.....I wouldn't care if YOU stayed forever....
Ree.....all I can say is...bless your heart...
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« Reply #18 on: Aug 12th, 2003, 9:07pm » |
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I think what Jonny said is sound as hell.
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« Reply #19 on: Aug 12th, 2003, 9:22pm » |
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I remember my mother-in-law .........she always had to poke me really hard (long fingernails) and always bug-eyed in my face (LOL).........I felt like saying "QUIT POKING ME BITCH" and "GET OUT OF MY PERSONAL SPACE" Somehow I managed to smile like an alligator and say as little as possible. I fed her and eventually she went away. ;D
I'd have to go along with the food and drink strategy. Lotsa undetected booze and heavy on the carbohydrates. Hopefully she'll feel sleepy quickly. ;D
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« Reply #20 on: Aug 12th, 2003, 10:33pm » |
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It's quite simple really. All you do is tell the airport security people that you have it on good authority that she's bringing her friend Abul a package. She won't be bothering you for awhile.
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« Reply #21 on: Aug 13th, 2003, 12:20am » |
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I always knew you were an angel, sis..Have fun and if you need a friend, call me LOL....smiles,nancyc
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