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rumplestiltskin
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We is tryin ta decide which picher we should send to Dr Phil. Ther all so good. Beins thet we are the only Clusterhad couple in the world we jest know he's gonna want us.
These is from the day we finally got our oxigin.
We red so much bout it on here that we decided we needed to get us some. So we called 911 and pretended like I was goin inta labor. When theys got here, I used my feminine wiles to distract em. While they was checkin my centeemeters Den ran out and stoled the tank clean off the back of the fire truck.
Maybe them OUCH folks could pay our way to hollywood. We'd do em proud!
 
 
Eatcher hearts out,
Georgia and Den
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Linda_Howell
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Re: Quality of Life
« Reply #1 on: Jul 29th, 2003, 1:29am » |
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And jest when I was a-tellin everyone at the convention who had not yet had the opportunity to meet you as I had, what a DEEP person you really were Den.......
As I told DJ and Elaine and who-ever else was in that bed one night......"you're all fuckin nuts." LMAO
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Re: Quality of Life
« Reply #2 on: Jul 29th, 2003, 1:32am » |
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Good job, Den. I notist two things. She's wearing shoos and she's got a shiner. It seems to me she still hasn't learnt her lessin. Wile yure doin hard tryin to learn her the lessins of proper wimenhud, it seems she stil dont get it. Clustirs really dont affect a large part of our population. Particularly our wimen foke. But uppity womin do. Sok her fer me once and fer all the men out here tired of there persnikitees.
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Re: Quality of Life
« Reply #3 on: Jul 29th, 2003, 2:11am » |
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wen yer rit......Ted yer rit
wimmun don't git clusters.
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rumplestiltskin
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well...ifen thets so what ya say about wimmen...I ...uh....well....so as not to jeperdize my shot at the Mr.Phil show...I feel it necessary to divulge that Georgia is a certified hermaphrodite!
There I said it. Hit pains me sumthin awful to reveal her lil secret to the world. So thets why she kin git them there Clusters!...hits thet cute lil moustache side a her thets gittin em.
Hits all knotted up with them horemoans anyway she tells me. Wait'll she tells Phil her theeries!
Hollywood here we cum!
den
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Re: Quality of Life
« Reply #5 on: Jul 29th, 2003, 7:30am » |
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ROFLMAO!!! Thanks for the laugh guys! I needed that this morning  ;D ;D
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Re: Quality of Life
« Reply #6 on: Jul 29th, 2003, 7:33am » |
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I was imagining you guys on that porch in NY... boy we sure missed having you around.......roll pennies if ya have ta to come next time.............love Ree
you guys are a hoot
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Re: Quality of Life
« Reply #7 on: Jul 29th, 2003, 7:36am » |
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What a cute couple!! I LMAO!!
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Re: Quality of Life
« Reply #8 on: Jul 29th, 2003, 8:47am » |
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Oh My   That was one of the funniest things I've seen here in a while. I'm sure Dr. Phil would have to take you guys now.
Hey .. if yur bride was also yur hermaphrodite daughter whod been abdukted by aliens and the baby was really Elvis' ... then I think you'd qualify for Springer too.
BTW, there's not any duct tape visible so you guys can't be rednecks. 
Later
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Re: Quality of Life
« Reply #9 on: Jul 29th, 2003, 9:35am » |
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Well shucks....ya'll cum back sum time ya heeeer.......hey Den.....I like yer puss-y. Pam that has sum dang hillbilly floatin 'round in her but hates dem ticks 'n chiggars but does like them kats 'n goats on tha karrrrrz....sheeeeet ;D
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Re: Quality of Life
« Reply #10 on: Jul 29th, 2003, 2:24pm » |
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Wow!!!!!! Nice looking couple!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!
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Re: Quality of Life
« Reply #11 on: Jul 29th, 2003, 3:35pm » |
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... daaaaaang!...
... youn'sis is livin' all ritsy 'n stuff....
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on Jul 29th, 2003, 3:35pm, Big_Dan wrote:... daaaaaang!...
... youn'sis is livin' all ritsy 'n stuff....
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ROTFFLMMFYBO...Dan....hahahahah ;D
Nice pics Den....LOL
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Re: Quality of Life
« Reply #13 on: Jul 29th, 2003, 4:57pm » |
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OMG ... thanks for the laugh. Some days it's hard to find clusterhick on this board !!!!!!!!!!!!
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rumplestiltskin
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OK...since you asked nicely
I'll break with my policy of "no smileys" and no explanations just this once.
Yes, that really is Georgia and Den. Well...I do some acting and have a big costume closet. Yes, we are a married couple both with clusterheadaches. Yes, we met at this very site years ago. Yes,she is half his age. Yes, she is very scary in person. No, we are not cousins.
There is no such thing as "bad publicity"
Yer welcome.
Den
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