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Ted
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Must be Tuesday. There's Tedlines again
« on: Jul 22nd, 2003, 12:07am » |
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But first, I am classless, as many have told me. I'm told by the author of this message that I'm a dick for taking this PM to me as an insult. Well, let's play where's Waldo. Where would you find the insult in this loving post?
Ted,
You Prick!
Everytime I decide that you are a total waste of space you go and post stuff that is very useful,and stuff that I agree with.
Your reply in the Flaming Supporters thread is very
close to one I just wrote in the Acceptance thread. Dam
I realy hate to agree with YOU!! LOL I guess I'm learning that everyone has some good stuff in them even if I don't always agree,even if they're a real jerk sometimes.
(But then,I guess we all are sometimes)
PF2U
Billy
I am quite the not a very nice person for not seeing this as a loving message, so I was told.
And now back to the headlines, which I specifically dedicate to saying "Fuck you, Billy J" to.
Constitution translated for kids without the Latinisms, thereofs and hereins; Ashcroft asks for even easier-to-understand version without confusing "rights"
American children are more obese than ever, but far less violent and far less likely to get pregnant than most people think; "they're too slow to fight and too fat to fuck," explains expert
Medical students to be tested on bedside manner; "At the slightest hint of compassion, we will chuck them right out of school," promises AMA
Clownfish can change sex, size; "in that way they resemble Italian women before and after marriage," notes amateur biologist from New Jersey
JFK's boxers sell for $5,000; JFK, Jr.'s boxers sell for only $50, despite coming with a live lobster and some fish
James Hewitt declares that Princess Diana was "good in bed"; "She even moved once," brags Brit
Antidepressant may help compulsive shoppers; "we're having a sale on the new wonder drug now!" says pharmacist poised to make a killing
Caribbean coral reefs are vanishing; "of course they are - they are surrounded by islands filled with black people," explains marine biologist trained at Bob Jones University
French government bans the term "e-mail" in official correspondence; "We surrender" to remain acceptable
Popocatepetl volcano coats Mexico City in ash; fortunately, the city's 15 million leaf blowers clean up the mess within hours
Idi Amin lapses into coma; family gathers at hospital and brings 'the good silverware'
Cosmonaut to marry in space; clever Russian credited with finding loophole in "Not if you were the last man on Earth" curse
Elderly California man who drove through crowd at outdoor market killing and injuring dozens made first public statement in church, saying “Is this where I go to pay my taxes?”
Founder of Campus Crusade for Christ dies at 81, deranged well-wishers demand family holds off funeral for 3 days “just in case”
Recession ended in November 2001 says panel; "Hmm, that's about the same time I lost my job," notes unconvinced telcom worker still waiting to be rehired
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Kirk
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Re: Must be Tuesday. There's Tedlines again
« Reply #1 on: Jul 22nd, 2003, 12:23am » |
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The first sentence in Billy's post would be my guess.
It lacks 66 minutes of Tuesday here althought it is 0644 UTC, so I guess you're right its Tuesday.
TTFN
Kirk
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Re: Must be Tuesday. There's Tedlines again
« Reply #2 on: Jul 22nd, 2003, 12:40am » |
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No fair Kirk. You're a cryptologist and can break codes. No more hints from those who see the subtleness in the language.
And this is funny as shit:
There are only 10 types of people. Those that understand binary and those that don't
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