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« Reply #1 on: Jun 1st, 2003, 6:31pm » |
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LMMFAO
And do the god damn dishes too bitch......LOL ;D
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« Reply #2 on: Jun 1st, 2003, 6:55pm » |
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And 'don't' fall off cuz my insurence has a $ 500.00 deductable......ha-ha-ha-ha....good one Don. Bitches rule Pam 
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« Reply #3 on: Jun 1st, 2003, 7:50pm » |
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Thanks Don!
I think I pissed myself from laughter! 
jonny, you forgot "Grab me another beer bitch!" LMMFAO
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« Reply #4 on: Jun 1st, 2003, 7:54pm » |
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That goes without saying, Dude
Glad you had a laugh, Bro
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« Reply #5 on: Jun 1st, 2003, 8:47pm » |
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Why don't you lot just go and mow the fucking lawn and put the rubbish (sorry, trash) out!
And while you're at it, wash the windows, clean and service the car, take the empties to the bottle bank, do some decorating, unblock the sink and mend the hoover.
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Wendy the Brit whose husband cooks, washes up, cleans floors, baths the baby and puts him to bed, does housework and is a 6ft 7" hunk. He's mine- and I don't share!
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« Reply #6 on: Jun 1st, 2003, 9:04pm » |
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Yes dear,
Right after hockey season is over.
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« Reply #7 on: Jun 1st, 2003, 9:16pm » |
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Daaaaaaaammmmmmmmmm Wendy.....you lucky bitch !! ;D ;D I do all that stuff cept service the hoover. Love ya girl.....Pam da hee-women
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« Reply #8 on: Jun 1st, 2003, 9:20pm » |
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Nice Legs Don.
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Re: I'm no sexist................
« Reply #9 on: Jun 2nd, 2003, 4:58am » |
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on Jun 1st, 2003, 8:47pm, Wendy the Brit wrote:
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how the hell did you train him to do all that? Can you send me the manual or should i just send mine to you for the training? his idea of cooking is picking up the phone and ordering take out. If he manages to put the dishes in the sink he thinks that's a big help (he doesn't scrape the excess junk on the plate off first though). I have been able to teach him to vaccuum but he only does the living room. He did do the laundry once but when my whites came out grey, i banned him from using the washing machine.
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« Reply #10 on: Jun 2nd, 2003, 7:14am » |
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He was like that when I bought him, not much housetraining needed. (Has a mad, lazy mother- oops shouldn't say that!)
Mind you Juvy, I don't let him do the washing, he's crap at that as well.
Cootie- good for you girl. I only ended up with a good man because I can happily cope by myself and didn't NEED a man. That way leads to accepting no-good men if you believe you actually can't live without one!
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« Reply #11 on: Jun 2nd, 2003, 7:19am » |
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hmm the problem with mine seems to be that he wants a spotless house but 1. doesn't know how to do it correctly and 2. doesn't have much time for learning how to do it correctly. That and his excuse this summer is: "It's too hot!"
ah but i love him 
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« Reply #12 on: Jun 2nd, 2003, 8:01am » |
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Geeze,
Sounds as if dildo's could do housework, us dudes would become extinct! Oh wait, I forgot about the cuddling part afterwards.LOL ;D
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« Reply #13 on: Jun 2nd, 2003, 8:29am » |
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on Jun 1st, 2003, 6:26pm, don wrote:www.boners.com, Don? Hmmm.
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« Reply #14 on: Jun 2nd, 2003, 8:31am » |
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on Jun 2nd, 2003, 8:01am, jimbo wrote:I forgot about the cuddling part afterwards.LOL ;D
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cuddle hell, i wish you guys would just roll over and go to sleep. There is no need to discuss what happened or talk about any other emotional crap.
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« Reply #15 on: Jun 2nd, 2003, 9:45am » |
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OHHHH, the Humanity!!!!!
Around here, if something needs done, somebuddy does it.....you saw it, you do it.....we stay pretty busy, and noone has a day to put the place back together.
'Course, I think if Gil saw a toilet that needed cleaning, he'd do it with one of the cats' tails......hmmm, must work on that.......and he lost his way to the kitchen as he recited his vows........but he still cuddles!
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Re: I'm no sexist................
« Reply #16 on: Jun 2nd, 2003, 9:50am » |
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Wow juvy you got one that runs a sweeper !! Mine'll only do that when it is broke and he 'had to service it' and will take two swipes and look at me and say...see I fixed it ! He won't do dishes or pick up nothin....his mom did everything for him and it is "subliminol" in his head all women like it that way. Recenlty I did get him ta start takein out the trash regular...my excuse is I am too short and can't pull the bag up high enuff to clear the toppa the can. Men are good for lifting heavy objects. Pam that does housework and lifts heavy objects by herself
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Re: I'm no sexist................
« Reply #17 on: Jun 2nd, 2003, 10:03am » |
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on Jun 2nd, 2003, 8:31am, juvy wrote:| cuddle hell, i wish you guys would just roll over and go to sleep. There is no need to discuss what happened or talk about any other emotional crap.~juvy |
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Where do you live, Juvy. I'm on the next plane....
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Re: I'm no sexist................
« Reply #18 on: Jun 2nd, 2003, 10:29am » |
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on Jun 1st, 2003, 9:04pm, don wrote:Yes dear,
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Don:
That one will only work for a couple years before she figures it out. After that, she'll want to unhook the cable in mid-April!  (that'd NEVER happen around here!!! )
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Re: I'm no sexist................
« Reply #19 on: Jun 2nd, 2003, 10:33am » |
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Can't see why all these women complain I'd rather be tied to the kitchen sink anyway.... ;D
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« Reply #20 on: Jun 2nd, 2003, 10:45am » |
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Cathy-
So we've heard, dear.....the sink, the dining room table, the front porch(neighbors saw that one).....Pictures at 11 folks!
 
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Re: I'm no sexist................
« Reply #21 on: Jun 2nd, 2003, 11:03am » |
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don no comment don't want to anger the lovely ladies on the MB
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Re: I'm no sexist................
« Reply #22 on: Jun 2nd, 2003, 12:00pm » |
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I'm still trying to find out if "servicing the hoover" means servicing the vacuum or if it means servicing Wendy.
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« Reply #23 on: Jun 2nd, 2003, 12:05pm » |
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on Jun 2nd, 2003, 12:00pm, RevDeFord wrote:| I'm still trying to find out if "servicing the hoover" means servicing the vacuum or if it means servicing Wendy. |
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LMAO Rev ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: I'm no sexist................
« Reply #24 on: Jun 2nd, 2003, 12:08pm » |
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Better be careful Rev or Wendy will 'give you a hoover' and Cathy will tie ya to the sink.........CathiP will take pics......can I watch ? Pam with a wind tunnel hoover
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