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Roxy
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Headlines ????????????
« on: May 29th, 2003, 10:02am » |
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Ted? Ted Ted?
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Re: Headlines ????????????
« Reply #1 on: May 29th, 2003, 11:59am » |
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WOW - its just not the same without our National Lampoon reporter giving us our weekly updates.
where are ya, Ted? C'mon home!!!
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Re: Headlines ????????????
« Reply #2 on: May 29th, 2003, 1:52pm » |
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Come on Teddy Bear, come out and play.
Sorry about the name calling. I know you don't take kindly to being exposed in public.
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« Reply #3 on: May 29th, 2003, 1:55pm » |
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Yoooohooooooo Ted.
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« Reply #4 on: May 29th, 2003, 10:38pm » |
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Quote:I know you don't take kindly to being exposed in public.
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The Mass State Police dont either.
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« Reply #5 on: May 30th, 2003, 1:12am » |
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Ted.....come out, come out where ever you are.....
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« Reply #6 on: May 30th, 2003, 7:58am » |
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Yes Ted, where are you hiding??
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Re: Headlines ????????????
« Reply #7 on: May 30th, 2003, 8:36am » |
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Hes havin a hyatis... a cienda... an anchelada? whatever ~~~~ Tedkins you are missed here just say HI>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ree Maybe he is in the out house... He is a Hick you know...
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Re: Headlines ????????????
« Reply #8 on: May 30th, 2003, 11:02pm » |
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Ted? Stinky miss ya.............where yu at? Hope yur lips are a smilin and that you have been to home depot - they got some good bbq's on sale.......... 
Everything you said bout the current bailout is a lie............!
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« Reply #9 on: May 31st, 2003, 1:13am » |
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Hey Ted........I'm naked !! Callin all Ted's Pam 
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« Reply #10 on: May 31st, 2003, 9:46am » |
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Now, Ted.....I don't think cootie gets naked for just anyone......better get your ass back here and take advantage while you can..... 
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« Reply #11 on: May 31st, 2003, 10:24am » |
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I think Ted is playing hard to get.
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Re: Headlines ????????????
« Reply #12 on: Jun 3rd, 2003, 7:22am » |
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Sorry. I was locked in the outhouse pictured above after going in there with thoughts of the naked Cootie.
Stop paging me Roxy.
Anyway, here's some more headlines:
Blair "certain" that unconventional weapons will be discovered in Iraq eventually; "probably only a day or two after we plant them there"
Bush dismisses the idea that Iran would be the next military target; "it's probably second on the list," calms President
Genes key to understanding obesity; Relaxed-fit Jeans key to living with it
Springtime on Neptune brings clouds for 40 years; "think of it as Seattle without coffee," says astronomer
8th grader, Sai Gunturi, wins National Spelling Bee after correctly spelling his own name
Researchers clone mule; "This is a great day indeed for all humanity" beams owner of Tijuana sex club
Chimpanzees should be included on the human branch of the primate family tree; "but should definitely not be invited to reunions," warns primatologist
Army ants evolved just once; "that's more than my husband," snipes New Jersey woman
Muslim woman sues for right to wear veil for driver's license photo; Deranged serial killer sues for right to wear hockey mask for his mugshots
Potentially offensive words banned by publishers of most US textbooks include "old" and "blind"; "knowledge" and "truth" also deemed inappropriate
Prince William says he is living a normal life at University; "I take classes, eat meals, frolic in my vast vats of gold bullion like some kind of fabulously-wealthy animated duck... you know, typical college stuff"
Bush holds Yale reunion at White House; "Hey loser, who's da man?" comment repeated at least three hundred times
Scientists achieve significant breakthrough against hearing loss: "We're speaking louder!" beams researcher
Death toll nears 800 in India heat wave; "Dude, they should turn on the A/C," states Florida teen helpfully
First-Person Shooter Video games may sharpen visual skills; "we've found that gamers perform much better at accurately estimating the number of teachers in the faculty lounge before gunning them all down"
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Re: Headlines ????????????
« Reply #13 on: Jun 3rd, 2003, 7:52am » |
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Its ok as long as you didn't fall in Teddy.
So did you take any pictures on your vacation???
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Re: Headlines ????????????
« Reply #14 on: Jun 3rd, 2003, 9:33am » |
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Gee Ted not sure if that was a good thing or bad thing.....well maybe I'll jus have Brad get naked next time and chant yer name. Will that work ?  ;D ;D Hope ya got a good shower after that outhouse adventure...otherwise ya prolly got flies followin ya around. Pam that's not an outhouse shut in
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Re: Headlines ????????????
« Reply #15 on: Jun 3rd, 2003, 3:50pm » |
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on Jun 3rd, 2003, 7:22am, Ted wrote:
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. (Einstein)
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Re: Headlines ????????????
« Reply #16 on: Jun 3rd, 2003, 4:18pm » |
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Good thing ya made it outa there. I missed ya but we all have our limits...
Hey, did ya check out that new book: "Dereliction of Duty" (lol)
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Roxy
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Re: Headlines ????????????
« Reply #17 on: Jun 4th, 2003, 12:24am » |
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OK..... ;D
I was quiet for about 8 hrs.......that's my limit, and I probably set a world record!!!!
Hey Ted....this is a page......
Ted!!!!!!!
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BTW: Forgot to say thanks for the headlines....
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