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Wendy the Brit
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Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
« on: May 16th, 2003, 6:09pm » |
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This challenge to keep you out of mischief and stop you bashing each other is harder than the last.
HOST'S WELCOME WORDS THAT MAKE YOU WISH YOU HADN'T COME
Your starters for 10:
"Hi swingers, car keys in the pile over there"
"How thrilling, Roman Polanski's here and he's longing to meet your daughter"
"We're teetotal, but do go ahead if you feel you must"
" Dressed as a chicken? How screamingly funny! No-one else has bothered"
" Jonny's here and he's got a bone to pick with you"
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Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
« Reply #1 on: May 16th, 2003, 6:14pm » |
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on May 16th, 2003, 6:09pm, Wendy the Brit wrote:
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jonny's got a bone but he aint picking anyone with it.
Its for thrusting ONLY!!!
Man, do you have me wrong ;D
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Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
« Reply #2 on: May 16th, 2003, 6:17pm » |
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"We just ran out of beer and your ex is here looking for you. Can I bum a smoke?"
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Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
« Reply #3 on: May 16th, 2003, 6:19pm » |
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on May 16th, 2003, 6:14pm, jonny wrote:
Its for thrusting ONLY!!!
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And what has ONLY got to say about this.... 
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« Reply #4 on: May 16th, 2003, 6:20pm » |
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OK, How's this then for wishing you hadn't come
" Come in girls, Jonny's here but his boyfriend's with him"
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« Reply #5 on: May 16th, 2003, 6:21pm » |
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on May 16th, 2003, 6:19pm, cathy wrote:
And what has ONLY got to say about this....
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I dont know, I havent asked you.....sorry, I spoke out of line Honey ;D
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« Reply #6 on: May 16th, 2003, 6:23pm » |
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on May 16th, 2003, 6:20pm, Wendy the Brit wrote:OK, How's this then for wishing you hadn't come
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Thats a keeper, wendy.....LOL ;D
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« Reply #7 on: May 16th, 2003, 6:24pm » |
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Good one Mack!
How about:
"Come in, the Scrabble boards are all set up"
"Lovely to see you, glad to see you getting so much wear out of that dress" (bit of a girly one that)
"Do come in, the placenta pate is delicious"
"Ah hah, wonderful, our token poof has arrived"
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« Reply #8 on: May 16th, 2003, 6:26pm » |
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So glad you could make it....you look....ummm so..... well.....you know.....old.... different since we last met 10 years ago... 
Wow....you didn't tell me you were pregnant again.... ??? (news to me....)
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« Reply #9 on: May 16th, 2003, 6:28pm » |
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"isn't it wonderful, the children are joining us tonight!"
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« Reply #10 on: May 16th, 2003, 6:28pm » |
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on May 16th, 2003, 6:21pm, jonny wrote:
.....sorry, I spoke out of line Honey ;D
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thats okay my little piece of scrumptiousness I accept your apology..... ;D
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« Reply #11 on: May 16th, 2003, 6:29pm » |
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on May 16th, 2003, 6:24pm, Wendy the Brit wrote:
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LMMFAO...that's just plain sick!! ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #12 on: May 16th, 2003, 6:31pm » |
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Actually if cooked correctly not too much salt and pepper, and just lightly browned it can be postively exquisite.... 
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« Reply #13 on: May 16th, 2003, 6:34pm » |
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Last one before bed.
Two for the Brits here -sorrY!.
"Darling! DO come in. This is Sebastian, Dodo's son, Camilla, James and Lucinda. Don't mention that you went to a comprehensive will you dear"
"Jeremy Beadle's here and he's in sparkling form tonight"
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« Reply #14 on: May 16th, 2003, 6:39pm » |
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on May 16th, 2003, 6:31pm, cathy wrote:
Actually if cooked correctly not too much salt and pepper, and just lightly browned it can be postively exquisite.... ;D
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Now I know why I love you....you are sick as me.....LMMFYBO!!!! ;D
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Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
« Reply #15 on: May 16th, 2003, 6:39pm » |
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No silly I mean't a tupperwear party when I said plastic....!
I said bring a friend not your wife...
I love that black dress on you, didn't you wear it last time....
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« Reply #16 on: May 16th, 2003, 6:42pm » |
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on May 16th, 2003, 6:39pm, jonny wrote:
Now I know why I love you....you are sick as me.....LMMFYBO!!!! ;D
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You do...  I AM..... ???
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« Reply #17 on: May 16th, 2003, 6:49pm » |
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on May 16th, 2003, 6:42pm, cathy wrote:
You do... I AM..... ???
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Prince Charles didnt inform you that you are now my crumpet?
Golly gee
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« Reply #18 on: May 16th, 2003, 6:58pm » |
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No....silly old fool, it must have clean slipped his mind....
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« Reply #19 on: May 16th, 2003, 8:10pm » |
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Quote: This challenge to keep you out of mischief and stop you bashing each other is harder than the last.
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« Reply #20 on: May 16th, 2003, 9:17pm » |
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Does this dress make my ass look fat? No, your fat ass makes your ass look fat! ;D
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« Reply #21 on: May 16th, 2003, 11:06pm » |
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Welcome to the stag party... Did we mention that we hired your ex-wife to be the stripper?
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« Reply #22 on: May 16th, 2003, 11:10pm » |
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« Reply #23 on: May 16th, 2003, 11:11pm » |
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Welcome to the party! Your ex just got here, and she's just dyin' to meet your wife... Something about havin' alot to talk about or something... Have a good time!
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Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
« Reply #24 on: May 16th, 2003, 11:22pm » |
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Basically, anything Drk^Angel welcomes people to the board with.
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