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Wendy the Brit
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A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
« on: May 13th, 2003, 11:38am » |
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Just thought I would make the celebrated wits of this board use their clustered brain cells for something other than abusing each other.
Here's the challenge!
You have to think of a something a well known person would never say. A few below to start you off:
Mother Theresa of Calcutta: "Pull its wings off"
Gandhi "Come outside and say that you bastard"
Saddam Hussein "I like to see a nice shapely pair of legs in a miniskirt on a woman"
Sigmund Freud " A cigar is just a cigar"
Greta Garbo "Party time, my place at 7 guys!"
Jonny "My willy may be the size of a shrew's, but I know how to please a woman"
Cootie - anything with a full stop or a paragraph
(Can't do George Bush, you Americans can do that one)
Go on give your brains a stretch!
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Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
« Reply #1 on: May 13th, 2003, 11:46am » |
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I think I'll just relax and hit the couch tonight.
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« Reply #2 on: May 13th, 2003, 11:52am » |
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Brilliant!
Here's a slightly near the knuckle one:
Simon Wiesanthal "Let bygones be bygones"
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Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
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George W. Bush - I'm reading Dostoyevsky.
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Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
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LOL Roxy!
Anna Nicole Smith "I married him because he was a tiger in bed"
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Hitler: "I think the blending of cultures and races keeps the gene pool fresh."
(or maybe this might work for the royal family too..... ;D 
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Monica Lewinsky - "Mr. President!, I'm not that kind of girl!"
Charlton Heston - "I believe all firearms should be outlawed"
Jonny - "Bro, I just got a crew-cut!"
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McCarthy "We all dabbled in Communism in those days"
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Sherry! Superb (come on guys, the girls have you on the run in the quick thinking department here)
The Pope "get you tits out for the boys"
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Jerry Springer " We've just appointed an anger management consultant for the show"
Tanner "  ;D    
Catherine Zeta Jones "I'm giving birth but, oh, go on, take a photo"
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Esther Williams - "No way, I'm not getting in there without my water wings"
Sandra Bernhardt - "Please! watch your language!"
Jerry Lewis - "Comedy is for those who can't act."
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Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
« Reply #15 on: May 13th, 2003, 12:48pm » |
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Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
« Reply #17 on: May 13th, 2003, 12:51pm » |
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George Bush – Fossil fuels are bad for the environment, we must develop alternatives. And make mine a veggie burger.
Bill Clinton – Hillary is the only woman I need and desire.
Kobe Bryant – I prefer to pass, not shoot.
Marty McSorley – I don’t believe in fighting.
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Paul McCartney-Yeah, I'll have a double whopper with cheese, no fries, and a large orange drink. Oh Yeah and Supersize it!
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Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
« Reply #19 on: May 13th, 2003, 1:36pm » |
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« Reply #20 on: May 13th, 2003, 1:54pm » |
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GWB: "Weapons of Mass Destruction? You mean like that nuculur stuff? You shitting me? Hell, buddy, I'm an oilman."
Richard Wagner: "Oy gevalt, was that a long opera. My Yiddische mama, I'm falling asleep already!"
Robert Kennedy: "You fucked huhr fuhrst, jack, you kill huhr!"
Any Democrat on the national scene: "I've got a plan!"
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Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
« Reply #21 on: May 13th, 2003, 1:57pm » |
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Nobody's done Michael Jackson yet.
Here goes
"Martin Bashir, what a lovely man"
Bill Gates "lend us a quid will you?"
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Great ones
Knew you'd fit in!
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Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
« Reply #24 on: May 13th, 2003, 2:28pm » |
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