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A young girl on a cruise with her family wanted to go home to her boyfriend. She made terrorist threats against Americans in order to be taken off and get home.
She was arrested and detained by the US Coast Guard. She is being held without bail at a federal detention center.
Mom's response "I wouldn't bail out the little brat even if bail was granted"
WAY TO GO MOM!!!
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« Reply #1 on: May 4th, 2003, 10:29am » |
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That chicks lucky, my Mom would bail me out just to kick my ass.
Mom is a crack shot with a section of hot wheel track, the purple connector on the end should be considered lethal ;D
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Re: WAY TO GO MOM........
« Reply #2 on: May 4th, 2003, 10:48am » |
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I sure wouldn't bail one of my kids out. If they ever did get out on their own, then I'd kick their ass all over again....in a bad enough way, that they would probably go running back for the comfort of jail.
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Re: WAY TO GO MOM........
« Reply #3 on: May 4th, 2003, 1:21pm » |
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on May 4th, 2003, 10:29am, jonny wrote:
Mom is a crack shot with a section of hot wheel track, the purple connector on the end should be considered lethal ;D
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Am I ever glad to know I wasn't the only one who felt the absolute STING of a hot wheels track!
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« Reply #4 on: May 4th, 2003, 3:00pm » |
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My dad had this wooden "PADDLE" left over from Purdue University (Indiana)............
Any time we mouthed off he threatened to "GET THE PADDLE".......my butt was reddened on numerous occasions........-and i can't IMAGINE doing something remotely like that rotten bitch/bratt on that ship. I hope the kid is humiliated and taken down a few notches. She sorely needs it.
Mean ole MOM. 
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« Reply #5 on: May 4th, 2003, 5:19pm » |
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My Dad would make me go outside and get my own “switch” (a thin, willowy branch off a tree) to whip my bare a$$ and legs. It sounds so barbaric, now days, but, by god I deserved each fuching stroke.
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« Reply #6 on: May 4th, 2003, 5:33pm » |
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Hope they keep her there...way to go mom!!!
Im not a strict mum, but I remember when my kids were younger telling them that the ice-cream van was the naughty van, they'd be the only kids on the street that would leg it into the house when they heard those jingles..... ;D
Bad Mum
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« Reply #7 on: May 4th, 2003, 7:36pm » |
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OMG Cathy ... you should be locked up for that !!!!!!!!!! LOL !!!!!
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LMMFAO....Nancy.....we think alike....KILL Cathy!!!!!.....LOL ;D
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I remember running from my mom when she had a switch......ONCE!!!
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I wouldn't bail her out either.
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« Reply #10 on: May 4th, 2003, 8:55pm » |
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Bail her out... Any of my kids pull anything like that, they wouldn't want to be bailed out... They'd be beggin' the judge to deport them.
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« Reply #11 on: May 6th, 2003, 1:26pm » |
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Jonny and Nancy if you think that's bad, I remember another time when I had a huge bowls of plums...I just knew the kids would want some,  so I got a can of spaghetti and cleaned off the tomato sauce, then cut it into tiny bits so that they looked like maggots, then I cut a couple of plums in half and layed the spaghetti bits strategically on the plums, waited for the kids to come in,  sure enough they did, I offered them a plum and said "oh don't worry about the maggots, you get them in really ripe plums....." of course I had to show them it was okay to eat plum maggot and all,  but they were green by the time I'd eaten it and im not sure why, but they didn't want any plums after all!!! ???
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Re: WAY TO GO MOM........
« Reply #12 on: May 6th, 2003, 1:33pm » |
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How old was the kid?
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« Reply #13 on: May 6th, 2003, 1:35pm » |
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Why is that relevant.... ???
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« Reply #14 on: May 6th, 2003, 1:39pm » |
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on May 6th, 2003, 1:26pm, cathy wrote:| ...but they were green by the time I'd eaten it and im not sure why, but they didn't want any plums after all!!! ??? |
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WOW!!! (not quite sure what to say!  )
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Re: WAY TO GO MOM........
« Reply #15 on: May 6th, 2003, 1:40pm » |
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I was just wondering about the whole story. Her age, any serious mental problems, that kinda thing
sad either way
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Re: WAY TO GO MOM........
« Reply #16 on: May 6th, 2003, 1:46pm » |
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Oh you mean the girl in Don's post....lol I thought you meant my kids... ;D
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Re: WAY TO GO MOM........
« Reply #17 on: May 6th, 2003, 1:48pm » |
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No man, what you did was hilarious and inspiring
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Re: WAY TO GO MOM........
« Reply #18 on: May 6th, 2003, 1:50pm » |
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Well heres a warm welcome to you, nice to meet you!! lol
WELCOME...!!
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Re: WAY TO GO MOM........
« Reply #19 on: May 6th, 2003, 1:51pm » |
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Dang, that is funny Cathy! I guess you deserve the “bad” Cathy label.
Since I play jokes on the kids my wife blames all of their phobias on me.
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Re: WAY TO GO MOM........
« Reply #20 on: May 6th, 2003, 1:58pm » |
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You know steve I have a really sick, warped sense of humour, it gets me into a lot of trouble...lol
I thought about suitable punishments one night and thought this....
The Kids had a fish tank with pretty goldfishes in .....now if you get a big carrot and cut thinley out of the carrot, goldfish shapes, when these goldfish shaped carrots are hanging by fishing line in the fish tank, you'd be absolutely amazed at how much they look like the real thing....hmmmmm well I thought about doing this and saying to kids " right you little shits...everytime your naught Im gonna eat one of your goldfish!!!! " I hasten to add I have not done it yet.. ;D
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Dat's right ! Bad Cathy! Bad Cathy!
My fave growing up was...."wait till your father gets home!!........." Do you know what a child goes through when awaiting punishment? Do the words ABJECT FEAR mean anything to you?
'Course, I was a perfect child, meself, unlike that OTHER Cathy!
Fresh plums with maggot sauce, euuuuwwww!
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Re: WAY TO GO MOM........
« Reply #22 on: May 6th, 2003, 2:11pm » |
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Cathy, After all your pranks with your kids, bet they would win first prize in the show Fear Factor.
You guys crack me up. 
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Re: WAY TO GO MOM........
« Reply #23 on: May 6th, 2003, 2:29pm » |
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Cathy – a little too much time on your hands?
I love your ideas but they’re too time consuming to execute. Do you have some simple ones?
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Re: WAY TO GO MOM........
« Reply #24 on: May 6th, 2003, 2:37pm » |
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No not off hand,
I'll tell you a funny story though, having twins is time consuming and extremely tiring, when they were really little I was on autopilot hadn't slept more than 4 hours a night for months, so it was no surprise to get up one morning and find 6 empty milk bottles in each cot, it was okay though I had a good laugh when I found the twins on the doorstep... ;D  Luckily the milkman was late...
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