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Your over 40 if...............
« on: Apr 22nd, 2003, 12:03pm » |
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Your wife gives up sex for lent and you don't figure it out till after Labor Day ;D ;D ;D
I'm not so sure I like this 40 shit!!!!!!
C'mon lets hear a few more.
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Re: Your over 40 if...............
« Reply #1 on: Apr 22nd, 2003, 12:32pm » |
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIMBO!
HAVE A GREAT DAY,
SUZY
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« Reply #2 on: Apr 22nd, 2003, 12:41pm » |
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Your over 40 and married when you want sex and you have to pour several beers over your hand to get your mistress drunk. 
It sounded much better in my head -- really!
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« Reply #3 on: Apr 22nd, 2003, 12:43pm » |
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Suzy, did you get your url from uselessgraphics.com cause if you did you had to have seen the "Flash B-Day"
but i decided i better not.
Man thats life fer ya!
Mikey, who is only 36 ;D
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« Reply #4 on: Apr 22nd, 2003, 1:26pm » |
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Congratulations, spring chicken, in advancing one more step towards real growing up, lol ;D
When I turned fifty I gave a party for 50 friends and had T-shirts made, saying "Golden Oldie". They are finally worn out now...What I am saying is... this a new turn of the path - enjoy!
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« Reply #5 on: Apr 22nd, 2003, 1:46pm » |
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40 - That's dead in dog's years.
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« Reply #6 on: Apr 22nd, 2003, 1:49pm » |
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HB, Dude ;D
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Its also Kissmyglass B-Day today!!
HB, Kev!! ;D
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« Reply #7 on: Apr 22nd, 2003, 1:57pm » |
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Yes Mikey, got it from there. I forgot about the flash one, LOL.
next time.....
suzy
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« Reply #8 on: Apr 22nd, 2003, 3:27pm » |
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Happy b-day to ya!
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« Reply #9 on: Apr 22nd, 2003, 3:52pm » |
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Happy Birthday jimbo!
Wishing you a happy year, pain free and peaceful
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« Reply #10 on: Apr 22nd, 2003, 3:57pm » |
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« Reply #11 on: Apr 22nd, 2003, 4:42pm » |
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Hey Jimbo you know your over 40 if you look like this.... ;D
HOPE YOU HAVE A HICCY BURPY...
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« Reply #12 on: Apr 22nd, 2003, 4:48pm » |
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIMBO!!!
I got an Ouch tee shirt & mug today for my birffday
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« Reply #13 on: Apr 22nd, 2003, 10:01pm » |
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 and a third song for the evening a one and a two or is it three............ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU~~~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR JIMBO... BEEN A LONG TIME FOR THE OLD ASS HOLES AT REES HOUSE TOO... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUUUUUU... SUCKS TO GET OLD....
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« Reply #14 on: Apr 22nd, 2003, 10:31pm » |
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You 'know' yer definetly over 40 when ya have pics of you and the guys at Dinasour camp........Happy happy birthday to ya jimbo ! No dino burgers in my freezer Pam
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« Reply #15 on: Apr 22nd, 2003, 10:34pm » |
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your over 40 if....................
your 50 , yiiiiiiiiccccccccckkksss
happy b-day, you young whippersnapper.... tim
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« Reply #16 on: Apr 22nd, 2003, 10:47pm » |
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Happy Birthday to you Jimbo. I wish you the best and wish i could have a 40th birthday too! 
jc
PS I hope it is PF
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« Reply #17 on: Apr 23rd, 2003, 1:44am » |
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.......................... you read this thread.
(just kidding)
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« Reply #18 on: Apr 23rd, 2003, 1:50am » |
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echo (echo,echo,echo),
That was funny & witty.
Keep up the good work.
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« Reply #19 on: Apr 23rd, 2003, 2:12am » |
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Happy Birthday Jimbo
you know you're over 40 if your husband PREFERS it with the lights out!
(I think mine can then pretend I'm Sigourney Weaver- yes he really is that odd!!)
Plus my only whinge on this board this year, sorry Jimbo!
I know I'm over 40 because my back has just packed up on me. Better than a CH though so I'm not whinging loudly!
Love to all the April Birthday people,Jimbo, Kissmy Ree et al
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« Reply #21 on: Apr 23rd, 2003, 8:34am » |
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THE PERKS OF BEING OVER 40
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run into a burning building.
4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.
9. You can live without sex but not without glasses.
10. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.
11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
15. You sing along with elevator music.
16. Your eyes won't get much worse.
17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to payoff.
18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
21. You can't remember who sent you this list.
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« Reply #22 on: Apr 23rd, 2003, 9:10am » |
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Thanks guys,
My cuzin stopped over yesterday and brought me a 40oz. for my 40th. Needless to say I drank that and another case of beer. Yes I said case! Us cheeseheads are raised on that shit, but man was I fucked-up! The wife slept on the couch because I was snoring like a friggen mule. As a matter of fact, I think I'm still drunk this morning. 
Seeya,
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« Reply #23 on: Apr 23rd, 2003, 11:03am » |
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Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D "I'm not as think as you drunk I am ....."  -Bonniegirl
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« Reply #24 on: Apr 23rd, 2003, 11:11am » |
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Take me drunk I'm home.......sounds like ya had a nice lill party there jimbo...........me likes beer too but not hangovers Pam
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