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brain_cramps
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Now it makes sense...
« on: Apr 8th, 2003, 5:36pm » |
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A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the French captured an English major. Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to question him. The French general asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?"
In his bland English way, the major informed the general that the reason English officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood won't show and the men they are leading won't panic. And that is why from that day to now all French Army officers wear brown pants.
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Re: Now it makes sense...
« Reply #1 on: Apr 8th, 2003, 6:28pm » |
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Gee ya learn sumthin new every day....Pam that never wears a red coat with brown pants....or red pants with brown coat...or red coat or brown pants ever.................
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Re: Now it makes sense...
« Reply #2 on: Apr 8th, 2003, 10:17pm » |
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Unh Hunh! ;D
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« Reply #3 on: Apr 8th, 2003, 10:37pm » |
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Now it makes sense...
« Reply #4 on: Apr 8th, 2003, 10:41pm » |
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"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." - Norman Schwartzkopf
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« Reply #5 on: Apr 9th, 2003, 12:01am » |
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