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Mark C
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Ladies, for the cause....
« on: Mar 2nd, 2003, 3:56pm » |
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"As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked
woman who is not his wife.
So, this Saturday at 2:00 PM all American women are asked to walk out of
their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house
to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrating that they think it's okay to
see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American
women.
And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at
your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
America appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your
participation in this anti-terrorist activity."
God bless America!!
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Re: Ladies, for the cause....
« Reply #1 on: Mar 2nd, 2003, 4:02pm » |
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Good grief...I expect there will be an unusual amount of traffic on the roads that day.....site see'rs ? Who thinks this stuff up anyhow......Pam-where-it's-too-cold-fer-that.............. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Ladies, for the cause....
« Reply #2 on: Mar 2nd, 2003, 4:04pm » |
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LMAO Mark!
Ok I will do my patriotic duties and stroll my neighborhood this saturday. 
suzy
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Re: Ladies, for the cause....
« Reply #3 on: Mar 2nd, 2003, 4:22pm » |
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;D....wow am I glad I live in the UK....  let me know how it goes...LOL
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Re: Ladies, for the cause....
« Reply #4 on: Mar 2nd, 2003, 4:26pm » |
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omg, mark......... i needed that!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
how do you come up with this stuff?
thanks tim
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Re: Ladies, for the cause....
« Reply #5 on: Mar 2nd, 2003, 4:56pm » |
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.....you mean I'm the only one who's been doing that already?  I thought everyone was..... 
Course, I do it at 2am.....and I'm usually holding my head screaming at the same time.......thank god we live in the boonies..... ;D 
Tracey
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Marc
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Re: Ladies, for the cause....
« Reply #6 on: Mar 2nd, 2003, 8:21pm » |
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Hey Mark C,
If some women don’t want to go naked, then maybe there are other ways to show that they are true patriots:
http://webpages.charter.net/mkurth/God%20Bless%20America.jpg
(Don't open if you are offended by partial nudity)
Marc
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