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Tough questions
« on: Jan 28th, 2003, 9:15am »
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TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS
 
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8
kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally
retarded,
and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
 
Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.
 
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.
 
Candidate A -
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and
drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
 
Candidate B -
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college
and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
 
Candidate C -
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian,
doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
 
 
Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Decide first, no peeking,
then scroll down for the answer.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
ANSWERS
 
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
 
 
 
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
 
 
 
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
 
 
And, by the way, the answer to the abortion
question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.
 
Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.
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Re: Tough questions
« Reply #1 on: Jan 28th, 2003, 1:54pm »
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No man
 Answer B was the only choice, no need to read past his profile
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Re: Tough questions
« Reply #2 on: Jan 28th, 2003, 2:06pm »
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I've always had a nagging feeling that me and Winston had a lot in common. Now I know!
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Re: Tough questions
« Reply #3 on: Jan 28th, 2003, 2:10pm »
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on Jan 28th, 2003, 9:15am, jmorgan52 wrote:
sleeps until noon, used opium in college
and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

 
sounds like me umm,er, someone I know  Wink
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Re: Tough questions
« Reply #4 on: Jan 28th, 2003, 2:54pm »
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No way!  Get outa here.  I just elected Hittler into office.  Ug!
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