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Strange gifts
« on: Dec 18th, 2002, 8:47am » |
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What is the strangest or funniest gift that you ever recieved for the holidays? This could be good. I'll start....
Last year I got a shirt and a piece of ass, but they were both to big ;D
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I'm still working on this one...sorting thru the years- laughing a lot, too.....there's got to be ONE I can remember- as well as divulge publicly......I think.... ???
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Re: Strange gifts
« Reply #2 on: Dec 18th, 2002, 3:46pm » |
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With out a doubt, my vote goes for the dreaded HUMMEL.
Have you ever tried to get a Hummel? It's bad enough they're ceramic, but the damned things are so _Small_......................
Jingle balls,
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Re: Strange gifts
« Reply #3 on: Dec 18th, 2002, 5:05pm » |
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One year I got the UGLIEST t-shirt with shoulder pads and a horrible sweater knit vest from my ex-boyfriend. I tried to smile until he told me that when he saw the shirt/sweater set - that it "looked like something you would wear"...since when do people wear tshirts with shoulder pads...???
As for pieces of ass to be had at Christmas - the only problem I have ever encountered is LACK of size... 
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Re: Strange gifts
« Reply #4 on: Dec 18th, 2002, 5:12pm » |
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on Dec 18th, 2002, 5:05pm, laraleigh wrote:| As for pieces of ass to be had at Christmas - the only problem I have ever encountered is LACK of size... |
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I thought size didn't matter..... ;D
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Re: Strange gifts
« Reply #5 on: Dec 18th, 2002, 5:15pm » |
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on Dec 18th, 2002, 5:12pm, Slammy wrote:
I thought size didn't matter..... ;D
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Re: Strange gifts
« Reply #6 on: Dec 18th, 2002, 5:42pm » |
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 I don't think size matters.......it's the thought that counts..!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Strange gifts
« Reply #7 on: Dec 18th, 2002, 5:44pm » |
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I guess size doesnt matter - its how it is used...now if that is lacking - then there is a real problem
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Re: Strange gifts
« Reply #8 on: Dec 18th, 2002, 5:49pm » |
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on Dec 18th, 2002, 5:44pm, laraleigh wrote:
its how it is used...now if that is lacking - then there is a real problem |
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If thats lacking....then there is no problem....cos it aint gonna get used!!!!! LOL
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Re: Strange gifts
« Reply #9 on: Dec 18th, 2002, 5:51pm » |
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on Dec 18th, 2002, 5:49pm, cathy wrote:
If thats lacking....then there is no problem....cos it aint gonna get used!!!!! LOL
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what do you do then? Do you laugh? and if you laugh, do you point when you laugh? ;D
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Re: Strange gifts
« Reply #10 on: Dec 18th, 2002, 6:00pm » |
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on Dec 18th, 2002, 5:51pm, Slammy wrote:
what do you do then? Do you laugh? and if you laugh, do you pint when you laugh? ;D
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Don't call me thick.....but what is PINT ????? ???
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Re: Strange gifts
« Reply #11 on: Dec 18th, 2002, 6:13pm » |
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LOL! I don't know.. a unit measure of liquid? ;D
btw..it was a typo.. I fixed it.... 
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Re: Strange gifts
« Reply #12 on: Dec 18th, 2002, 6:20pm » |
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Going back to the original topic...I once got given a Dinghy...????
ROFLMAO ......
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Re: Strange gifts
« Reply #13 on: Dec 18th, 2002, 6:26pm » |
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Whatever I receive on Christmas, the size ALWAYS matters to me!!!! ;D ;D
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Re: Strange gifts
« Reply #14 on: Dec 18th, 2002, 6:30pm » |
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asked for a big wrench set.
got a set of BIG wrenches!!!
(like I got an earth-mover in the backyard)
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Re: Strange gifts
« Reply #15 on: Dec 18th, 2002, 6:40pm » |
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Not easy, but a cool thread.
Mine were pretty good except for last year's floor lamp from hell that wouldn't show up in a Mike Meyers movie. It's here in the corner ruining a light bulb.
Shame on you all. Defiling that beautiful holiday.
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Re: Strange gifts
« Reply #16 on: Dec 18th, 2002, 7:07pm » |
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I've heard it said - its not how deep you fish, its how you wiggle the worm....
Back to the original subject - mine was a black velour shirt with a gold V neck thingy. From my mother-in-law, God bless her soul. Even the guy from Salvation Army laughed when he picked it up a few months later.......
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Re: Strange gifts
« Reply #17 on: Dec 18th, 2002, 7:11pm » |
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That reminded me of the golf shirt I got from my Grandma-in-law... it was nice, except over the pocket was embroidered (sp) " Merry Christmas, Jim"
as far as "peice of ass" , There was flight attendant that I "picked up" on a flight and she took me home with her. I remember waking up in her waterbed with a huge dog laying on the bed. What woke me was my legs were itching like crazy. I went into the bathroom and turned on the light and freaked! There were 8 gazillion fleas all over my legs! I quickly showered and bailed! Never saw her again... too bad.. she was pretty hot! LMAO!!! 
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That would have been enough to COIN in on the inheritence for me.......LOL
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Okay, I think I've got it! There was the year my son thought he was going to be a famous sculptor (an 8 yr old?)- he gave me- proudly of course- an unfired white clay(the school type)object he had created- in the shape of an, ummm well, ok- an obelisk- with a rounded top- on a twin-peaked hilltop......I closed my eyes as he handed it to me, and when he said OPEN- I was so stunned, I dropped it- smashed to smithereens, all over the floor- he looked sadly and said " I made that HOUSE for you, Mom"...... HOUSE? I thought he'd been reading his Dad's penthouse mags- the ads in the back!!!! I get bubble bath nowadays for Christmas.......
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Re: Strange gifts
« Reply #20 on: Dec 18th, 2002, 8:55pm » |
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Cathi that is hilarious...oh poor little thing was so proud to give you the boobs, I mean house....Actually, thats a pretty cute story.
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Re: Strange gifts
« Reply #21 on: Dec 18th, 2002, 9:34pm » |
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I hunt alot, so 2 years ago my wife gave me a nice camoflage shirt. I put it back under the tree, I still can't find the Goddamn thing! ;D
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Re: Strange gifts
« Reply #22 on: Dec 18th, 2002, 9:35pm » |
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cooties..... ?? Hey I resemble that remark...cootie/Pam
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Re: Strange gifts
« Reply #23 on: Dec 18th, 2002, 9:42pm » |
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Hey Slammy, are you sure that those were flea's?
Maybe her cherry was rotted and they were fruit-flies! ;D
Man am I warped!  HeHe
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Re: Strange gifts
« Reply #24 on: Dec 18th, 2002, 9:45pm » |
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jimbo gets a lumpa coal fer Christmas fer that remark....ha-ha.....Pam da cootie.......
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